NDodma01
NDodma01 t1_ja3e3j2 wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Bar keeper says, wow, that’s some size of nose you’ve got there Brutus. Yes, I know, the man replies, it’s a Roman nose. Roams all over my face.
NDodma01 t1_ja3d2tv wrote
What’s the difference between Houdini and a bunch of really good looking strippers? Houdini had cunning stunts.
NDodma01 t1_j9zlx1o wrote
Reply to comment by NotionAquarium in I hired a sphincter to play a jerk in my upcoming movie. by NotionAquarium
A toilet roll
NDodma01 t1_j9xxmg4 wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
I for an I. Tooth for a tooth.
NDodma01 t1_j9obufn wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Fangs ain’t what they used to be, but fangs for the memory
NDodma01 t1_j6oaklq wrote
There was a man who was puzzled by a whistling noise he heard every time he was having sex with a woman. One day while it was happening he called a friend and held the phone close to their private parts. Do you hear that? he asked. Isn’t that really weird? His friend just snorted it off as nothing special. Just sounds like some c*nt whistling to me.
NDodma01 t1_j6kswmc wrote
Or waking up in a phone booth in Amsterdam when you went out for a few drinks in Glasgow, Scotland (as a friend of mine did - son of the cult psychologist of the 60’s)
NDodma01 t1_j6k7uhq wrote
It was the last selfie he ever took - but he no longer had covid
NDodma01 t1_j6k6r0m wrote
Reply to What did the peons at the jam factory say when asked if they needed to use the loo? by the_card_guy
No, we’re so low in the ranks and the toilets are always so jammed, we just have to peon our boots
NDodma01 t1_j6k46yx wrote
Seeing Trump naked
NDodma01 t1_j691fzc wrote
Got rust his shoal
NDodma01 t1_j64uysi wrote
Reply to I asked my boss for a raise. by DooleyMTV
So he hired a crane
NDodma01 t1_j61ddcx wrote
Reply to comment by soggyPretze1 in What does a narcassistic cow say? by Playful-Objective768
Good pointing
NDodma01 t1_j5ydn09 wrote
That’s such an oblique compliment
NDodma01 t1_j5yddid wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Lucky he didn’t knock her up
NDodma01 t1_j5ycak9 wrote
I support Kevin McCarthy
NDodma01 t1_j5rhjoh wrote
The condom makers don’t try to pull the wool over your eyes
NDodma01 t1_j5r8bhk wrote
But the point is, how much does he earn? My cousin dated the Yardbirds bass player. My auntie did not like his long hair in the sink, but what the hey?
NDodma01 t1_j5ephzk wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
She broke up with him because he was raisin hell
NDodma01 t1_j5bm2jp wrote
In camera
NDodma01 t1_j5blngt wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Is that your relex answer?
NDodma01 t1_j52d1ol wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
That’s nothing. I know someone who’s trisexual.
NDodma01 t1_j4gnb57 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You have a square root …
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Reply to comment by HunkyMonk in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
Not an elbow bump - covid and all
NDodma01 t1_ja3fxul wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
Gummy worms