It sounds like she doesn’t like you at all. She seems repulsed by being touched by you.

I experienced this with my ex wife when she started cheating and fell head over heels for another guy (who was engaged no less). Suddenly she started acting like any physical touch was from a stranger.

Regardless though, it sounds like she just isn’t that into you.

70s bush/no armpit hair?

I think it's terrible! Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.

You are correct in that more users in China use Bing than the US, but don’t forget that Siri searches default to Bing as well.

Why?

It’s the loneliest number that you’ll ever do.

I sure do miss my donkey.

Hey, fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.