NinjaCuntPunt
NinjaCuntPunt t1_jaekf8i wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in LPT: Avoid doing things that you know are morally wrong. Not because someone is watching, but because you are. Self-esteem is just the reputation that you have with yourself. You’ll always know. by [deleted]
I can imagine this comment perfectly in Owen Wilson’s voice..
NinjaCuntPunt t1_j5p47hb wrote
Reply to comment by PhoneCautious4592 in LPT Always speak clearly when complimenting a woman’s boots by [deleted]
I mean tits, uh, baps.. melons. No! Mammory glands.. iced gems? Your fried eggs.. bacon hangers? milk monsters? Ol’ pinky and perky! The snuggle pups! The twins..? Argh - Your succulent cat flaps!? Ok.. Ant and Dec?! .. ya know, your spaniels ears! Mosquito Bites?! Your noogies..? .. Ya baps, ya buds, ya bips, ya tig ol’ bitties!! I mean to say - your slammers! Your mahoosive funbags. Your voluptuous tatty bo jangles. Your fleshy mounds, Mario and Luigi, cans, orbs or globes.
Safe to say, whatever we call them, I never even noticed your feet.
NinjaCuntPunt t1_iuf0ia1 wrote
Reply to LPT When painting, line your roller tray with everyday aluminium foil. The roller will work absolutely fine in it and once you're done just put the foil in the trash - no cleaning required! by [deleted]
When you're done, wipe out the roller tray back into the tin/tub to save any paint left you didnt use, and leave it overnight to dry. Done.
NinjaCuntPunt t1_iuexvbv wrote
Reply to comment by slamtheory in I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
North Korea has entered the chat
NinjaCuntPunt t1_iucohhn wrote
Reply to comment by LordMeme42 in PsBattle: Watermelon Innards by hoosyourdaddyo
I know what I have to do...
NinjaCuntPunt t1_itaugdh wrote
Reply to comment by _KONKOLA_ in Is this a dead pixel? by gimsum
Turn the monitor on and off and give the screen a fair sturdy rub in that area. It may not be dead - might just be stuck.
Shop won't swap it or fix it if it's just 1 pixel. That's deemed as acceptable! (Ridiculous!)
NinjaCuntPunt t1_jedk8hf wrote
Reply to Calling all iPhone Notes app users! by EriBerry6
Done bud!