NomenNescio13
NomenNescio13 t1_jac0t0j wrote
Reply to Just trying to shower by Peekechu
Now don't be alarmed, but I think your towel is judging you.
NomenNescio13 t1_j9skah2 wrote
Reply to Jesse Owens arriving in London after winning four gold medals at the 1936 Olympics by fenton7
Soooo let's take a break from the awful racist legacy here for just one second, cus is it me, or does he look a lot like Mikayla from GMM?
NomenNescio13 t1_j9c4gli wrote
Reply to comment by atomicxblue in Naval Academy Renames Building After Jimmy Carter by langis_on
The highest honour.
NomenNescio13 t1_j96kroc wrote
For a second I confused Jimmy Carter with Jimmy Carr and got very confused myself.
NomenNescio13 t1_j7ka219 wrote
Reply to comment by whereismymind86 in [OC] Movie production companies with the highest total worldwide box office revenue by giteam
This actually raises an interesting question, because while Marvel Studios have made the majority of their profits under Disney, Fox is a very recent acquisition. So should that count towards Disney's revenue?
NomenNescio13 t1_j6k5ezk wrote
Reply to comment by IgnoredAegina64 in "BORA BORA"....The most beautiful Island in the World! by TamerDubai
Nah man, gotta be Moana's island.
NomenNescio13 t1_j2dbg7i wrote
Reply to comment by newaccount721 in The nut that defeated its nemesis by tchuruck
Honestly, when we discovered this we would crack nuts just for the huge-heaping-muscles rush, and we didn't even eat half of 'em. But we were kids, so I'm reasonably confident it takes very little.
NomenNescio13 t1_j2a502b wrote
Reply to The nut that defeated its nemesis by tchuruck
What the hell? A walnut? When we were kids we found out we could pretty easily crack one by holding two and squeezing.
How the hell did that kind of nut do that to a metal utensil?
NomenNescio13 t1_j246ao0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This business just puts their open, empty cash tray on display to deter theft while they’re closed for holidays. by mpworth
Just idiots looking for a buck. According to her, as soon as they realised she was there, they'd awkward their way out of there.
NomenNescio13 t1_j215vrv wrote
Reply to comment by Deslah in This business just puts their open, empty cash tray on display to deter theft while they’re closed for holidays. by mpworth
My mom owned a gym for women and did exactly this. Which, given her stories of people entering through open windows while she was cleaning up at the end of the day, was probably wise.
NomenNescio13 t1_iybilo1 wrote
Reply to comment by SugarPeas23 in [OC] I made Appa model my new pashmina. by SugarPeas23
Happy cake day as well!
NomenNescio13 t1_iy4upo9 wrote
How'd he do?
NomenNescio13 t1_iy0ca30 wrote
Reply to One of the homes in Normandy Village, a residential neighborhood in Berkeley, CA by Sleep-system
That's one Hogsmeade-looking house.
NomenNescio13 t1_ixu92f2 wrote
Reply to comment by rg1283 in Portraits of Ellis Island immigrants by Augustus Sherman, taken between 1905-1914 (700x819) by Haratimundeo
Certainly a chunky boi.
NomenNescio13 t1_iwxh7bo wrote
Reply to [WP] You're a super hero from a distant future. In order to save the world, you are sent back to a time where heroes amd villains didn't exist, making you the first super hero in history. by Erokhar
“So, Ultiman, Mr Ultiman? I’m sorry, I’ve never interviewed a superhero before.” James kept a measured tone, an inquisitive look, and a steady hand as he flipped open his notepad with a practised flick and readied his pen accordingly. He wasn’t about to blow this opportunity.
“No one has,” the hero said with a reassuring smile, “just call me Ultiman.”
“All right Ultiman, I’ll start off with a softball, would you mind sharing with our readers your secret identity?”
Ultiman took a fraction of a second to notice the glint in James’ eye, but when he did he gave a chuckle and said, “James Barrow, reporter. I’ll let you decide whether to print that.”
James echoed his chuckle, “Well, levity aside, here’s the softball, do you have a family?”
“I do yes, wife and children, my greatest gift in this life.”
“That’s wonderful, and if you don’t mind, who are you? Not your identity, but your drives. Why do you do what you do?”
Ultiman took a moment to consider. “Where I come from it’s all I’ve ever known. Superheroes fighting evil, standing up for what’s right because we can, when I got here, I saw no reason to change that.”
“Are you an alien then? A visitor from another world?”
“Not exactly.” Another moment passed as the superhero weighed his words. “I come from the future. Heroes are abundant a millennium from now.”
“Really?”
“100%”
“So how did you end up back in our time?”
“A science experiment gone wrong I think. Though how it happened, I’m not sure.”
“What kind of experiment?”
“There was, or will be, a crisis that called for a superhero to trump all others. I was chosen. The experiment should have infused me with the abilities of the greatest heroes on earth. I was going to be the supreme protector of the planet, but once the infusion was completed I felt a surge of power within my body. Like all the powers just burst out at once. And the next thing I knew, I woke up in this time. Left with only my original powers to speak of.”
“What was this crisis?”
“Difficult to explain, like trying to explain radio waves to a peasant in the dark ages.”
Utterly curious, James just gestured for him to go on anyway.
Ultiman didn’t budge, “You simply wouldn’t have any reference for what I’d be talking about. This’d turn from an interview to a university course.”
“Alright, well, what I can put together is that perhaps you are the reason superheroes are so abundant in the future then? If there is even a trace of those powers left in you, and you have a life and family here, it seems possible, don’t you think?”
“I suppose it does…”
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(Author's Note: I took a slight liberty with the reasons for the time travel, but this idea was too good not to articulate.)
NomenNescio13 t1_iu3mwu0 wrote
Reply to Piper being dramatic because I put her in a mildly smaller container whilst I clean her cage (OC) by Brilliant_Routine_36
She's *this* damn close to banging a metal cup against the side. You monster.
NomenNescio13 t1_jc2rx4b wrote
Reply to comment by jhairehmyah in Is there a type of precipitation that exists on other planets but not ours? Or theoretical precipitation that doesn’t happen here? by ButIHateTheTaste
That was my first thought as well, but I wonder—in the spirit of the question—wouldn't that just be rain?
(This is obviously for OP to answer, the rest of us can only guess as to their meaning.)