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NorseTikiBar t1_j93l4ew wrote
Reply to comment by Poised_Prince in Anyone have any info on this Vault Boy located across from Farmers & Distillers near Chinatown? by OprahsGift
I'm not talking about the company, I'm talking about the law firm that represents them.
NorseTikiBar t1_j926wx8 wrote
Reply to Anyone have any info on this Vault Boy located across from Farmers & Distillers near Chinatown? by OprahsGift
I just sort of assumed that this was the firm that represents Bethesda.
NorseTikiBar t1_j924wx0 wrote
Reply to comment by ilikeathesauce in Armed Robbery Outside Eliot-Hine Middle School by AndreTippettPoint
So that's a yes?
NorseTikiBar t1_j91xrx9 wrote
Reply to comment by ilikeathesauce in Armed Robbery Outside Eliot-Hine Middle School by AndreTippettPoint
So when that story came out about a 6 year old bringing a gun to school in Virginia, were you rooting for the kid?
NorseTikiBar t1_j8s2jf2 wrote
Reply to comment by joegant in MPD Officer often fed information to Proud Boys leader by oxidadapanda
Literally no one has said this.
NorseTikiBar t1_j7ggjav wrote
Reply to Best Fall DC Half Marathon? by Captain-roymustang
Isn't the Georgetown Half just doing loops on the Capital Crescent/C&O Canal Trails? A friend tried to use it to get a qualifying time for a different race, and complained about how boring it was.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6p6clc wrote
Reply to comment by TheDeHymenizer in GWU students add ‘morning-after’ pill vending machine to campus by efthfj
It's more about if you're going to be graphic about female anatomy and sex... you should probably not be ignorant about related topics.
Also, LOL @ citing Encyclopedia Britannica, umbrella terms and all.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6oe8bf wrote
Reply to comment by TheDeHymenizer in GWU students add ‘morning-after’ pill vending machine to campus by efthfj
... dude, no. Your username makes this worse.
While I won't claim to be an expert, Plan B pills work by introducing artificial forms of a progesterone in order to simulate your body's response to already being pregnant. This in turn prevents ovulation. Estrogen isn't a part of the equation.
Something that I read recently (that I'll just throw out there in case I need to be corrected by someone with more knowledge on the matter), but that would also mean that Plan B doesn't work if a woman is already ovulating. Which is... mildly frustrating.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6odbjz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in GWU students add ‘morning-after’ pill vending machine to campus by efthfj
No, that's just trying to keep up with the Joneses Georgetown.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6nnd1d wrote
Reply to comment by CreditUnlucky407thro in Anyone miss the old DC? by sg8910
Yeah, it's insane how many people on this sub act like they need to wear Kevlar and kiss their loved ones goodbye when they go to Union Station now.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6nmmux wrote
Reply to comment by murphski8 in Anyone miss the old DC? by sg8910
It's when the Morlocks leave their tunnels to feast.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6nm587 wrote
Reply to Anyone miss the old DC? by sg8910
If you're literally describing "old DC" as just pre-pandemic, then I don't know what to tell you. For the overwhelming majority of people, let alone the people that frequent this sub, it's the same thing, just more expensive.
You being so anxious that you can't walk between two safe NW neighborhoods doesn't change that. So what you need to change is either your media consumption that has you believing there's a murderer around every corner, or the posts you read here (just block crime post trolls, you'll never see them anywhere else).
NorseTikiBar t1_j6ksq80 wrote
Reply to DC and its corporate downtown landlords need to wake TFU. My federal office is moving any in-person office facilities to an existing location in Ashburn. by hmm138
I mean, you're including DC in your "wake TF up" moment, which just tells me you don't actually know what Bowser said. She wants guvvies to either start going back into the office or give up the office space to someone they can charge commercial property tax/convert to residential.
... also, like, I would quit if my employer moved out to Ashburn of all places and I'm certain I wouldn't be the only one.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6j0ra4 wrote
Reply to I asked ChatGPT to write ten headlines about Washington, DC in the style of The Onion by mikeydhakid
Too bad Jay Leno went off the air, because he could've just used AI to replace his writing staff and no one would notice a change in quality.
NorseTikiBar t1_j69fshj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Opinion: It’s time for federal employees to return to the office by 22304_selling
That's why population is growing and housing is still expensive due to demand, right?
NorseTikiBar t1_j698zra wrote
Reply to comment by TheFaucetIsStillOn in Opinion: It’s time for federal employees to return to the office by 22304_selling
"Artificial human interaction" is generally how I would regard Zoom/Teams meetings tbh.
NorseTikiBar t1_j668n44 wrote
Reply to Not only did the station attendant not do anything about a fare jumper, they nodded and waved to each other. by [deleted]
Stop trying to make this Nextdoor.
NorseTikiBar t1_j64xlum wrote
Reply to Does this subreddit represent the true sentiment DC residents have for their city? by 42beastmode
No, not even close. This sub has definitely taken a downturn since the pandemic started, but the city is still wonderful.
NorseTikiBar t1_j62y8ny wrote
Reply to Picking a safe neighborhood? by bourgeoisAF
Wtf is this question
NorseTikiBar t1_j5zss5z wrote
Reply to comment by 22304_selling in Significant things to see or do in the evenings and at night by Noodlefoo
I feel like anything after 12 on the last day is a miracle if there's anyone there, even.
NorseTikiBar t1_j5zn31u wrote
Reply to comment by speedymcpot in Opinion | D.C. is turning its beautiful streets into bar-code lookalikes by DCmetrosexual1
Alcohol and vice? Is someone in the middle of their Rumpspringa and it's not going well?
NorseTikiBar t1_j5z4nc2 wrote
Reply to Alamo Drafthouse Bryant St by GrossePointeJayhawk
The service hasn't gone downhill so much as it has never been great. I'd say it's mostly improved since their opening, but I still wouldn't go as far as saying it's anything but average.
NorseTikiBar t1_j5z42gt wrote
Oh, letters to the editor. If there was a limit to how dumb you can be, we haven't found it yet.
NorseTikiBar t1_j5wvsdt wrote
Reply to comment by WhichStrike9459 in 15 year old arrested for eight carjackings by Swampoodle1984
That's the problem.
NorseTikiBar t1_j9keney wrote
Reply to Walk commute and a workout question by Candid_Leg2768
Would there not be a locker at the gym? I'm having a hard time believing that clothes would get wrinkled over a 15 minute walk.