Would there not be a locker at the gym? I'm having a hard time believing that clothes would get wrinkled over a 15 minute walk.

I'm not talking about the company, I'm talking about the law firm that represents them.

I just sort of assumed that this was the firm that represents Bethesda.

So that's a yes?

So when that story came out about a 6 year old bringing a gun to school in Virginia, were you rooting for the kid?

Literally no one has said this.

Isn't the Georgetown Half just doing loops on the Capital Crescent/C&O Canal Trails? A friend tried to use it to get a qualifying time for a different race, and complained about how boring it was.

It's more about if you're going to be graphic about female anatomy and sex... you should probably not be ignorant about related topics.

Also, LOL @ citing Encyclopedia Britannica, umbrella terms and all.

... dude, no. Your username makes this worse.

While I won't claim to be an expert, Plan B pills work by introducing artificial forms of a progesterone in order to simulate your body's response to already being pregnant. This in turn prevents ovulation. Estrogen isn't a part of the equation.

Something that I read recently (that I'll just throw out there in case I need to be corrected by someone with more knowledge on the matter), but that would also mean that Plan B doesn't work if a woman is already ovulating. Which is... mildly frustrating.

No, that's just trying to keep up with the Joneses Georgetown.

Yeah, it's insane how many people on this sub act like they need to wear Kevlar and kiss their loved ones goodbye when they go to Union Station now.

It's when the Morlocks leave their tunnels to feast.

If you're literally describing "old DC" as just pre-pandemic, then I don't know what to tell you. For the overwhelming majority of people, let alone the people that frequent this sub, it's the same thing, just more expensive.

You being so anxious that you can't walk between two safe NW neighborhoods doesn't change that. So what you need to change is either your media consumption that has you believing there's a murderer around every corner, or the posts you read here (just block crime post trolls, you'll never see them anywhere else).

I mean, you're including DC in your "wake TF up" moment, which just tells me you don't actually know what Bowser said. She wants guvvies to either start going back into the office or give up the office space to someone they can charge commercial property tax/convert to residential.

... also, like, I would quit if my employer moved out to Ashburn of all places and I'm certain I wouldn't be the only one.

Too bad Jay Leno went off the air, because he could've just used AI to replace his writing staff and no one would notice a change in quality.

That's why population is growing and housing is still expensive due to demand, right?

"Artificial human interaction" is generally how I would regard Zoom/Teams meetings tbh.

Stop trying to make this Nextdoor.

No, not even close. This sub has definitely taken a downturn since the pandemic started, but the city is still wonderful.

Wtf is this question

I feel like anything after 12 on the last day is a miracle if there's anyone there, even.

Alcohol and vice? Is someone in the middle of their Rumpspringa and it's not going well?

The service hasn't gone downhill so much as it has never been great. I'd say it's mostly improved since their opening, but I still wouldn't go as far as saying it's anything but average.

Oh, letters to the editor. If there was a limit to how dumb you can be, we haven't found it yet.

That's the problem.