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OB1KENOB t1_j6p15me wrote
Reply to How do we stop making cults? by SwearImNotACat
Sir this is a subreddit.
OB1KENOB t1_j6p11k9 wrote
Reply to comment by rodsterStewart in 100% newbie. Buying SNAP by MR_Butt-Licker
Here’s the joke ——-> JOKE
Here’s your head ——-> HEAD
Notice the placement of the two.
OB1KENOB t1_j6ox402 wrote
Reply to 100% newbie. Buying SNAP by MR_Butt-Licker
You’re buying SNAP? Like, the whole company?
OB1KENOB t1_j6omhaw wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Betting in both directions, puts and calls on the same stock but with different strike points.
OB1KENOB t1_j6odbta wrote
Reply to comment by Nuclearchurch in What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Consumer Price Index. Basically buying puts/calls the day before the CPI report is announced the next morning, which causes major stock volatility
OB1KENOB t1_j6obbtv wrote
Reply to What can you someone do with $30 by Nuclearchurch
Buy a fractional Tesla share. Sell when it’s worth $40.
Then buy QQQ strangle for $40 on CPI day. Sell the winning side for $60.
There, doubled my money.
OB1KENOB t1_j6l340a wrote
Reply to Game Theory: The war will end soon, oil will plummet, Biden will get re-elected by mlamping
What if a new virus emerges from Russia next month? And a new pandemic happens. What then?
OB1KENOB t1_j6iyzvk wrote
If inflation WAS coming down, JPOW would not have said that he was going to do something unpopular.
OB1KENOB t1_j5gtryd wrote
Reply to comment by ryanryans425 in Next week up or down by MogamboKushhua468
Yes. And not because of those THINGS, but because OP decided to MENTION those things here on WSB. This is why we always lose
OB1KENOB t1_j2cciwh wrote
A wonderful and very well told story
OB1KENOB t1_j2cbssf wrote
Holy crap, can I buy long calls on OP?
OB1KENOB t1_j2b60mp wrote
Everyone thinks it’ll go down, so it’ll probably go either up or down.
OB1KENOB t1_j273t7e wrote
Congrats and fuck you
OB1KENOB OP t1_j25vz07 wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Mhm
OB1KENOB OP t1_j25keus wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
People like assholes I guess 😂
OB1KENOB OP t1_j25hecn wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyOldLadyTech in Every year on April 15… by OB1KENOB
Chuck let Bruce win. That’s the only way it was even possible.
OB1KENOB t1_j259tx3 wrote
Reply to The secret to a pizza joke... by SpiceCake68
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OB1KENOB t1_j24rvll wrote
Reply to Progressive: The Valuation Enigma by 2ndSifter
Too lazy to read. What is Cramer’s take on this stock? I’ll just do the opposite
OB1KENOB t1_j21ys1s wrote
Reply to comment by GarlVinland4Astrea in What was a weak episode of one of your favorite TV Shows? by Calm-Hovercraft9858
[GoT spoilers]
Wait, wasn’t that the episode where Theon loses his, well, you know…?
Loved that scene, I watch it over and over!
No just kidding, that episode was boring as hell.
OB1KENOB t1_jabuns9 wrote
Reply to Bullish Victoria's Secret (VSCO) by Smooth-Equivalent-61
“Fun time”? Are you talking about couples going out and playing laser tag?