I'm in the post and I don't like it

I also think its neat when people have a metal straw in their purse

See I thought this was a mandatory step toward optical integration of cybernetics so we were walking down the same street

Pasta straws for life

But more importantly why do we even need straws

I don't know what to tell you about what the cultural-lensed perceptions of fleshlights will be by our great grandkids, but what I can say with absolute certainty is that if you think your opinion on something of this matter is more developed and mature than others, you aren't as far along the path of enlightenment as you think you are.

One day my thrifty upcycled water bottle fleshlight will be considered centuries old spiritual practice :)