2 things, 1: Vaseline on the hole. Nothing else, if you're in pain, sorry, maybe preparation H.
2: now this one is very very important. If you're having trouble dropping a deuce, go buy a king size 3 musketeers bar, and a warm bottle of coke (not chilled). Eat the whole candy bar, then like 5 min later, drink a full glass of the warm coke. Maybe 2. Try not to burp. Go grab a book and hit the restroom. Problem solved.
OhMyGod_YouKnowIt t1_j179d0v wrote
Reply to TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus by SamuelMashups
2 things, 1: Vaseline on the hole. Nothing else, if you're in pain, sorry, maybe preparation H.
2: now this one is very very important. If you're having trouble dropping a deuce, go buy a king size 3 musketeers bar, and a warm bottle of coke (not chilled). Eat the whole candy bar, then like 5 min later, drink a full glass of the warm coke. Maybe 2. Try not to burp. Go grab a book and hit the restroom. Problem solved.