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OnJetways t1_jeh4nug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to Why do British people pronounce it "Bri'ish" by RestingBitFace

You wot mate

OnJetways t1_jedbsug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM

Reply to What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340

What do you call a suicidal sheep?

A wooly jumper

OnJetways t1_jecinmw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:34 AM

Reply to comment by Cosmo1222 in Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]

All hail Liz Truss

OnJetways t1_jcsg7zr wrote on March 19, 2023 at 5:13 AM

Reply to The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, by orthogonal-vector

They took a long position in the construction sector - will make tons of profit in the rebuilding

OnJetways t1_ja78lw7 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:43 AM

Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408

You finished too early

Like you always do

OnJetways t1_ja2o0sw wrote on February 26, 2023 at 11:34 AM

Reply to comment by PapaOoMaoMao in In what order do you play Classical Music Songs? by Awesomeuser90

Depends on the quality of the Rachmaninoff

OnJetways t1_j86v9qn wrote on February 12, 2023 at 2:06 AM

Reply to Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? by -WontLoversRevoltNow

My friend and I would like to teach you Pythagoras Theorem