OneSidedDice
OneSidedDice t1_jdwjr5x wrote
Reply to comment by ImReverse_Giraffe in TIL that there are official guidelines for muslims to perform their rituals from space since 2007, when the first malaysian astronaut join the space station. by TonahVilla
"Yahya, get me off this crazy thing!"
OneSidedDice t1_jbc4684 wrote
Reply to Torque by Sort_of_Frightening
So the force of the bar increases logarithmically?
OneSidedDice t1_j9wtmck wrote
Reply to [oc] "Here's Johnny!" by pseudo_GG
“Wendy. Darling. Light…of my life!”
OneSidedDice t1_j6lzg85 wrote
Reply to TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch by SappyGilmore
I got it from the Control key
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
OneSidedDice t1_j6f4ine wrote
Reply to comment by swibirun in These dogs must be guarding a chamber of secrets in there by dipshittery
Derperus
OneSidedDice t1_j5wo43i wrote
Reply to comment by throwawayforj0b in TIL American WW2 airplanes were sent to war unpainted starting in 1943. The polished surface made the planes faster and lighter, giving more range to all planes and more cargo hold for the bombers by PatmygroinB
That was the idea. From what I understand, the airline discovered that they spent about the same amount of money keeping the planes polished and shiny as they would have spent on painting them and on the additional fuel that would have required.
OneSidedDice t1_j5l4pgj wrote
Reply to Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
"They triple dog dared me..."
OneSidedDice t1_j3z4ly7 wrote
Reply to comment by maddieterrier in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Takin’ It Easy Company
OneSidedDice t1_j2fj7tp wrote
Reply to comment by dbbost in This antique store portrait of a lady who looks like Mitch McConnell by majordanger
From back in the day when he and J. Edgar Hoover were hot on the cross-dressing speakeasy scene
OneSidedDice t1_iyo24ex wrote
Reply to South Africa's leader faces calls to resign over charges of cash stuffed in couches by Exastiken
He’s not just rich, he’s Sofa King Rich!
OneSidedDice t1_ixuvdx9 wrote
Reply to comment by laptopdragon in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
And so was sealed the fate
In pieces of eight
Of Tassie and all of the world.
Yea-ah
OneSidedDice t1_ix96yzc wrote
Reply to comment by Fabulous-Ad6844 in Parents welcome twins from embryos frozen 30 years ago by genericdude999
There was an SNL skit like this where a woman gives birth to a 30-year old man, and it's a shirtless Will Ferrell complaining about how hot it had been in there.
OneSidedDice t1_iwo4rua wrote
Reply to comment by willie_caine in TIL, there's a condition called, "Encopresis" wherein the sufferer loses control of their bowels after holding in their stool as long as they can first. by SweetPrism
Waiting for Bidet?
OneSidedDice t1_iw8po6x wrote
Reply to comment by Action-a-go-go-baby in Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property: 'They're trying to stir up business' by The_R3venant
Who ya gonna call girl?
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Reply to comment by Choice_Chicken6414 in I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
And to drink your Ovaltine
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Reply to comment by Cthulhu2016 in Unbothered cat 🇺🇦 by lilmammamia
He’s waiting for the soldiers to empty the ammo box so he can climb inside.
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Reply to comment by zomboromcom in Judy Tenuta, brash ‘Goddess of Love’ comedian, dies at 72 by cannonfunk
“He said, “Judy, Judy—can I touch your velvet painting of Elvis? That cries?”
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Reply to comment by KombattWombatt in As seen in Auckland, NZ this morning. A touch of genius to get this past the censors by emgeenz
I got there on my own, just barely! Live across the pond but watched way too much BBC in my misspent youth. And adulthood.