We had memberships at both for a year.

After about six months of that, we found we never went to Sam's.

That's crazy. I live in Illinois, all the Sam's around us closed.

I don't know anyone who shops at Sam's and everyone goes to Costco.

It'd be really interesting to see this by number of members

Based on that smile, he definitely slept with OP's mom.

And that's particularly embarrassing because at best Iowa is mediocre.

I'm really hoping this is the hotel in my hometown. Everything about it fits, and it's truly a terrible place.

I'm sorry. Illinois welcomes you.