OrwellianUtopia1984
OrwellianUtopia1984 t1_iznngkr wrote
Reply to comment by ProfessionalWeak3156 in [WP] You finally did it, you built a time machine! You head back 2000 years to Jerusalem, thinking you'd finally end the debate and see Jesus for yourself... but, when you finally find him and look at him, he suddenly turns towards you as if struck by an invisible force, rage visible in his eyes. by NewRomanian
Yes. Jesus teleported a guy there.
OrwellianUtopia1984 t1_j80qan5 wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertfroggington in [WP] According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true. by WorsCartoonist
Plot twist: you just exterminated all life in the future. In order to fulfill your wish, all humans are killed.