OutrageousStrength91 t1_jefhx4e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:06 PM

Reply to My dollar store popcorn has a bible verse on it. by BurritoSanmartino

And ye, though I eat through a bag of popcorn, I shall fear no unpopped kernels.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_jef1jjc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:20 PM

Reply to We never truly appreciate the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. by gabzlel

“Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch”-The Association.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_jee8anz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:36 AM

Reply to It's possible you're in the background of someone else's photo in their family photo album by Foxy5420

Years ago my friend and I took a trip to San Francisco where my friend used to live. One afternoon we decided to stop into this nice little pub for a cocktail. I took the opportunity to snap a picture of my friend. A few days later my friend took me to meet his friend Ed who lived a couple of miles away. I showed Ed the pictures I had taken on the trip. When we came to the picture from the bar, we noticed Ed in the background, through the window, walking by.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_jee55sj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:02 AM

Reply to My wife is growing Blue Oyster mushrooms on our window sill by rasta4eye

Cool. I’m growing mushrooms in my shower, but not on purpose.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_jeawtml wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Reply to I just ate a sake flavoured KitKat by Realistic_Match2577

“It might be rice wine to you, but it’s Sake to me.”- Judy Carne

OutrageousStrength91 t1_je5lx6p wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:07 PM

Reply to Maroon is navy red by respect-the-mask

A ship with a cargo of red paint crashed into a ship with a cargo of purple paint. The crews of both ships were marooned.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_je3akne wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM

Reply to We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat

What are you talking about? Elon Musk was totally qualified to inherit a diamond mine.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_je20n8k wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:54 PM

Reply to 'Interesting' is one of the least interesting ways to describe something. by Cyborginox

Interesting is a great “get out of jail free” word. “What did you think of my novel? What do think if this blouse? What do you think of my haircut?” “Interesting.”

OutrageousStrength91 t1_ja1eaes wrote on February 26, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Reply to OK.. I won't do that then by Danelius90

It's only polite, so the people behind you can see the stage.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_j64bt2x wrote on January 27, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to The toilet throne by lordbaronstein

Aww, it doesn’t have iron swords popping out.

OutrageousStrength91 t1_itsnxhw wrote on October 26, 2022 at 12:32 AM

Reply to Box made to convince people to recycle by UnusGang

We ALL want to be a pizza box.