PDaniel1990 t1_jbdcycm wrote

Reply to The Tunnel (OC) by LeeroyM

Remember: all ballerinas fear criticism more than anything. If you suspect that you are being stalked by a ballerina, try peppering your speech with phrases like "jejune," "fumbling," and (in extreme cases only) "the decline of classical entertainment." For best results, wear a turtleneck wherever you go, as this will also help deter vampires.