If I actually cared about what you or anyone else commenting, "ThErE's OnLy OnE dEfInItIoN fOr ThAt WoRd AcRoSs AlL sPaNiSh DiAlEcTs," I'd be a lot worse off. My train of thought is up there, take it or leave it.

If you want to replace the wrong words, go for it. Originally, it was "interesante imbecil," I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure they were going for "Over here, stupid."

"Intere • san • te, imbecil," I had to think about it for more than five seconds too, don't beat yourself up about it.

Pretty sure it's "interesante".

You can buy a ticket to get the last upgrade for free with spinels.

Resident Evil dogs. Also Kujo.

You can upgrade your knife now.

It's making fun of Resident Evil.

So they did stop trying, got it.

Sometimes I wonder when this cash grabbing rat race will cave in on itself. Probably not today, tomorrow, next year, five years or maybe even ten years. But one day, it'll happen.

E D G E.

Never seen Spaceballs, have you?

Father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate.

That's an Octorock.

You either need to stay in the shower indefinitely or get out before the heat fucks up your brain any further.

Because you can actually defend yourself. And you're expected to.

Reddit doesn't like it when someone else knows something first.

You're just embarrassed your lame ass joke didn't land. Go back to middle school, where your actual target audience is.

Even less funny than the last "joke" answer.

This wouldn't even have been funny if you hadn't forgotten the "T".

Fuck it. Make your over to a particularly bad hood and yell the n-word. Hard "r". Dead on the spot for one.

Or you become their king.

Every time I see SCOTUS, I briefly forget what it stands for.

So, immediately disqualified?

He may not be your father, but he is your dad.

First, there's no way that's actually you. Second, that person could've pretty easily been blown up.

And fucking murder your spouse?