That’s exactly what they’ve done. The problem is that the house isn’t inhabitable rn because of structural damage caused by someone hitting it anyways.

There’s an SCP where a bunch of guys managed to use 100% of their brains- and most of them promptly died when their automatic functions shut off. The last guy managed to survive through sheer force of will before they found him and hooked him up to life support, but he’s still basically catatonic due to having to manage stuff like stomach digestion and what not

If you read the article, it’s just FTX blaming the Bahamian government of somehow hacking into their systems and taking their assets conveniently after they went bankrupt. There’s a 0% chance that the Bahamas is actually responsible for an unprecedented cyberattack on a collapsing company.

> Bankrupt crypto exchange FTX is accusing the government of the Bahamas of directing unauthorized access to FTX's systems in order to withdraw assets after the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the U.S., court filings from Thursday show.

FTX is accusing (blaming) the Bahamian government of “hacking” into their systems and stealing their money after they went bankrupt.

This is insanely stupid and impossible unless they just so happened to have a 0-day poised to siphon off their crypto wallets for this exact contingency.