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Painting_Agency t1_iurhi68 wrote
Reply to comment by anarrogantworm in When it comes to Cuba's military victory at the Bay of Pigs, does Che Guevara deserve any credit or should it be assigned exclusively to Castro's leadership? by Anglicanpolitics123
We welcomed the opportunity to burn Washington DC 🤷♂️.
Painting_Agency t1_iuewt04 wrote
Reply to comment by Agrom1 in Feast, by Me by _khalil__
"What exactly was the containment?"
"A few cm of meat... what? It was the cheapest option."
Painting_Agency t1_iuewmmx wrote
Reply to comment by jellysandwichrdit in Feast, by Me by _khalil__
Doot doot!
Painting_Agency t1_iueilz6 wrote
Reply to comment by anunderdog in Revealed: TE Lawrence felt ‘bitter shame’ over UK’s false promises of Arab self rule by Aboveground_Plush
> seven pillars of wisdom
Painting_Agency t1_iue544s wrote
Reply to Feast, by Me by _khalil__
"I'm not paying you assholes until you get my arms and legs out too".
Painting_Agency t1_itlgpi3 wrote
Reply to I made Leather kids sofa. by Nicotosan
Have you ever... MET children? Do you know what they do to leather furniture? Or any furniture?
It's really nice. I'm sorry it's going to be destroyed.
Painting_Agency t1_itactr3 wrote
Reply to comment by WK_Adams in [WP] A Black Mirror style story about the dangers of new social media technology, except it's set in Renaissance Italy and about the printing press. by TheColourOfHeartache
Intense! And I can tell you did the research 👏. It was a great read ty
Painting_Agency t1_ita9yt4 wrote
Reply to Odd area in my basement by NoMuffinForYou
Our house has brick pillars holding up the main beam going through the center of the basement ceiling. I assume it's just something like that.
Painting_Agency t1_ita9r9g wrote
Reply to comment by Syndicofberyl in Odd area in my basement by NoMuffinForYou
You misspelled "hide Halloween candy from your kids".
Painting_Agency t1_ita3a53 wrote
Reply to comment by IlikethequietZeppo in [WP] You have the power to land safely, unharmed, and uninjured. One day you get in a fight. Your attacker breaks your arm. You hear the bones crunch, you see the bone piercing your skin. He throws you from the top of the building. You land, clutching your arm, but it's no longer broken. by IlikethequietZeppo
> does the height of fall matter?
That tree couldn't have been very high if a guy bleeding to death climbed it 🤔
Glad you like, I don't do these very often but sometimes it's a good creative stretch.
Painting_Agency t1_it74u46 wrote
Reply to [WP] You have the power to land safely, unharmed, and uninjured. One day you get in a fight. Your attacker breaks your arm. You hear the bones crunch, you see the bone piercing your skin. He throws you from the top of the building. You land, clutching your arm, but it's no longer broken. by IlikethequietZeppo
"Do you think you could go get me an ice cream, love?"
My daughter Jill, pushing my wheelchair, leaned over and smiled. "Sure thing, dad. Chocolate as always?"
"Sure. Or if they have fudge ripple, I'll have that. Feeling adventurous". I laughed, and regretted it as my usual choked cackle led to a minor coughing fit. I swallowed the blood just in time to avoid spitting it out, alarming her. She's seen it before, of course. She was there when the doctor told me: small cell lung cancer. Incredibly aggressive; by the time I started paying attention to my own body and realizing how I felt, it was already essentially untreatable. Stupid old man.
"I'll be back in a few minutes dad. I love you." Her voice trembling ever so slightly, as it did so often lately. She walked away. I knew it would be more than a few minutes; I'd seen the lineup at the kiosk as we went past earlier. A gorgeous day like this, everyone wants an ice cream cone.
Grunting with pain, I wheeled myself over to the edge of the seawall. Far below, the ocean crashed against the broken concrete blocks dumped in to prevent erosion. Hungry seagulls wheeled overhead, one flying past a metre from my nose as I peered over the edge. Lurching forward, I threw my arms over the railing. Thank God it wasn't higher... But I've been trying to keep my strength up, just for this. I'll only get one chance, after all. I heaved myself up pulling my torso forward farther out of my chair.
I never understood my "power". It didn't make any scientific sense. Not like the heroes in comic books, where they had a mutant gene or the yellow sunlight gave them super strength. It seemed like an arbitrary gift granted by... god? The universe? There were no answers. No one to ask about it. As a young man, after that fight, I thought that I could maybe use this ability to do some good. "Fight evil". But it turned out I was just really bad at fighting. I baited a few muggers walking through the park... The second one stabbed me in the stomach. I just barely managed to drag myself up a small tree and dive head first at the sidewalk. The next guy could have had a gun, and there's no climbing a tree with half your head missing. Stupid young man.
So instead, I became a firefighter. A lot of the guys on my squad were, despite their bravado, afraid of getting burned. Afraid of living out the rest of their life going through skin graft after skin graft, looking like something out of a horror movie. But not me. I knew that if worse came to worse, I could always take a plunge out of a window, and walk away. "Lucky me, I guess my helmet did its job!". And I did do good. We saved people's homes. We saved lives. And I never did have to jump out that window.
I guess the smoke got to me though. Maybe it was that big tire fire. Maybe when the chemical plant went up 10 years ago. Maybe it was just the cumulative damage of a few decades of asbestos and burning couch cushions. The cancer has been brutal. It moved fast and the treatment barely touched it. Believe it or not, I'd never actually tried to cure an illness using my power before. I didn't know what the rules were, after all. What if I didn't have an injury, and I jumped? Would it just kill me? I wasn't about to try that for a cold or flu.
But now? I'd try anything. I left a note in case it didn't work... Made sure the disease was advanced enough that, who could blame me? They knew I was in pain. But if it did work? I'd be a new man. "A remarkable recovery!" I'd get to see Jill graduate from dental school. Maybe see grandkids someday. Even marry again. Live a long, and oddly healthy, life.
I tipped myself over the railing.
Painting_Agency t1_it6wxbj wrote
Reply to comment by spitehouserow in “The English Bed”, Guillermo Lorca Garcia-Huidobro, oil on canvas, 2021 by memonemo129
That's what I took from the title.
Painting_Agency t1_isot7ug wrote
Reply to comment by RobDickinson in Something I’ve been working on. 3D sculpted moon art. What are your thoughts on this? OC by lanchendesigns
Make it table-sized and play Warhammer 40,000 on it.
Painting_Agency t1_ise95md wrote
Reply to comment by HmmSinkSo in Empty, by me by GenericOnlineName
True... I just don't know if younger people did watch the X-files. I mean, I never watched "Kolchak the Night Stalker" 🤷♂️
Painting_Agency t1_isdey1f wrote
Reply to comment by HmmSinkSo in Empty, by me by GenericOnlineName
I was going to joke that your brother was like that stretchy guy from the X-files. But then I realized there's a good chance that episode aired before you were even born.
Painting_Agency t1_is5mr4e wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous_Garlic306 in Iranian official admits that student protesters are being taken to psychiatric institutions by AggregatedAggrevate
Putin et al. aren't communists, by a long shot. Iran obviously subscribe to the "two assholes" doctrine, ie. that they benefit from a world where there isn't just one unchallenged hegemonic power.
Painting_Agency t1_is5mgo8 wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in Iranian official admits that student protesters are being taken to psychiatric institutions by AggregatedAggrevate
And the USSR's use of psychiatry against dissidents, on the premise that opposing a worker's paradise obviously meant you were nuts.
Just more evidence of "horseshoe theory", or "authoritarianism doesn't care what it believes".
Painting_Agency t1_iv7spj1 wrote
Reply to comment by Grogosh in Self-Portrait, me, 2B on Paper, 2022 by Mikafino2
They're probably both equally hairy.