Pastel_Phoenix_106

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_jdnsf0t wrote on March 25, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Reply to comment by Colorless82 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic

Well, how is his wife holding up?

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9phbdd wrote on February 23, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by ConnieLingus24 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el

"Oh, and one more thing, you may have osteoporosis."

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9ph3lx wrote on February 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to comment by OdinsLawnDart in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el

Didn't even think that. I just heard the bass music.

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j6gs5f8 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Reply to Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard: ‘I'm too old to write songs about cops stealing my skateboard’ by diabeyonce

If Betty White was still with us, she'd write that song and IT WOULD ROCK! God rest her soul...

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j5dkqwp wrote on January 22, 2023 at 5:26 AM

Reply to Driver arrested for OWI after coming to help friend who was also being arrested for OWI by FloppyDorito

Girl 1: "They can't arrest us all!"

Girl 2: "Hell yeah, babe!"

Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_iwex6al wrote on November 15, 2022 at 3:07 AM

Reply to What to do with 18 shipping containers of rotting cabbages by koavf

Oktoberfest!