PeregrineC
PeregrineC t1_j9585f8 wrote
Reply to comment by NorseTikiBar in Anyone have any info on this Vault Boy located across from Farmers & Distillers near Chinatown? by OprahsGift
To the best of my knowledge there's not a full-sized Vault Boy to be found in the law offices of Bethesda's outside counsel.
Source: Spouse used to work for that law firm. Only briefly touched any of Bethesda's cases.
PeregrineC t1_j84le7p wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Lol, baby. Simple is 100% the phrase to describe you.
Ping Ping Pingity Ping, baby!
PeregrineC t1_j83uv4s wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Yes, yes, child. You learned the word Karen and have decided to keep repeating it because it makes you feel like a grown up.
Hope your diaper rash doesn't get too bad, babycakes!
PeregrineC t1_j82efhn wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Sure thing, babytroll. You whisper your affirmations in the mirror. "I bring value, and I get along with people, and anyone who doesn't think so is projecting their sadness."
Then ask if anyone can mop the drool off your chin, because the collective is probably saying, as soon as you toddle off, "For fuck's sake, this idiot is asking questions again because they're too fucking incompetent to do anything themselves."
PeregrineC t1_j81nk1h wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Yep, pretty much. If someone did say that out loud in the office, I'd be pretty sure they're a blundering dunderfuck who shouldn't be trusted to buckle their own belt, let alone use a toilet.
And so, since you said it in the office, plenty of people have said, "Why the fuck can't you figure that out yourself?", while you're all "Nyah nyah! I got someone to do it for me, and you're all losers and smell funny."
So, hey. Every so often when online, I get to ping you, and apparently this makes you SO VERY SAD.
PeregrineC t1_j7zk853 wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
>I tried, and gave up after reading half of an article addressing Candice Bergen roles. ...
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>...when you know this, it's super easy to google around and find what you know.
PeregrineC t1_j7zezd8 wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Your insistence that using Google is somehow challenging and required some sort of esoteric knowledge.
Carry on with your life, begging for others to do for you.
PeregrineC t1_j7zayg9 wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
Try: "Candice Bergen" "Murphy Brown", which would be the two obvious key phrases.
Top hit gets the Wikipedia page, and literally the first sentence displayed on Google -- without needing to click through -- gets "The series stars Candice Bergen as the eponymous Murphy Brown, a famous investigative journalist and news anchor".
PeregrineC t1_j7z3zc9 wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in TIL that CBS offered actress Candice Bergen to work as a journalist after "Murphy Brown". She declined, not wanting to blur between actor and journalist. by DragonTonguePunch
It required entirely the one sentence that /u/AdmiralAkbar1 typed.
PeregrineC t1_j9587ic wrote
Reply to comment by friendlyfella420 in Anyone have any info on this Vault Boy located across from Farmers & Distillers near Chinatown? by OprahsGift
That doesn't seem very friendly, fella.