PhoenixMartini
PhoenixMartini t1_iujoe6j wrote
Reply to who tf says that by fat_ugly_fuck
Tell me that the last handjob you gave was epic without saying that the last handjob you gave was epic.
PhoenixMartini t1_iuj2kto wrote
Reply to comment by Hail-Atticus-Finch in I hate my job by sexxc
Are you leafing me alone just before Halloween?
PhoenixMartini t1_iuj1zpt wrote
Reply to comment by Hail-Atticus-Finch in I hate my job by sexxc
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
PhoenixMartini t1_iuix4np wrote
Reply to comment by Hail-Atticus-Finch in anxiety-depression-your friends-that bird…. by HardcoreFlexa
I imagine it to be the same for Mockingbirds, sorry.
PhoenixMartini t1_iui7n4t wrote
Reply to I hate my job by sexxc
Sadly, it was the fourth fare you took there so far tonight.
PhoenixMartini t1_iui7b92 wrote
Honestly, I didn’t know that Pigeons died after sex until the first time I fucked one.
PhoenixMartini t1_iufwq96 wrote
Reply to Hello there by CrowWithReddit
No, I don’t think I will.
PhoenixMartini t1_iubgerg wrote
Reply to 😂😂Who did this😂😂 by Killerbrownies997
Imma guess someone who was just board.
PhoenixMartini t1_iua5niu wrote
Reply to i sense it by DEADPOOL-2007
Might be a DWO though.
PhoenixMartini t1_iujro1p wrote
Reply to She’s a screamer by FTR-Bald
At this moment I find myself vwey, vwey afwaid.