As Robert Browning once wrote, "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?" I was prepared for the possibility of this meeting!

I absolutely can't tell the difference between Alec and Billy. The logic part of my brain says Alec is the focal point, but the "holy shit, how fucking spot on was 30 Rock" part of my brain is totally convinced he's the one on the right. Is Billy out-Alecking Alec here?

Daniel, btw, the one you've never heard of is Daniel. There's a reason for that.

Not long after the accident. Handsome before, handsome during healing, handsome now, and a seriously good dude to boot. Hamill is pretty much my forever crush.

Plants need watering, yes.

Fried sage leaves are a real thing.

Right? One of the few I remember.

Every single time I start to think I've finally matured, there's a butt mushroom to remind me that's probably just never going to happen.

I wonder how he'd feel about that semicolon.

Not me going to see Fast Times every time it plays at the dollar theater specifically for that one scene.

Do people think A) wrinkling is caused by too much water, and B) skin absorbs it externally in great quantities like that?

> but I didn't do any of my own reading or thinking

Is it weird that I respect the honesty of this?

You teach your kids that grace is intrinsically linked to finery and outward appearance, I'm gonna go ahead and root for the people that teach them it comes from kindness and compassion instead of material trappings. 👍

It's from 1980.

If you told me every person in this photo was in gender swapped drag, I'd believe you without question.

It's literally just sitcom fodder though. Like, every movie or TV show that features a wedding will inevitably have this trope.

Decidedly vegans. Unless it's specifically a halal or kosher company, pretty much nobody gives a flying fuck about religious food exemptions. The lactose intolerant, who make up quite literally over half the world's population, are finally (like, the past 5-7 years) getting to eat things that more than vaguely resemble dairy because of the vegans. Their inability to shut the fuck up about their food choices has honestly paid dividends for transparency, accessibility, and innovation.

Damn. This was working for me so hard until then.

Is this at all taking into consideration that the EF scale is only 15 years old, or..?

There IS more wind and less wind, there IS more rain and less rain, there ARE more fires and less fires, there ARE more hurricanes and less hurricanes, there ARE more tornadoes and less tornadoes, you're just too fucking myopic to consider anything outside the specific microcosm in which you live as valid evidence.

You might as well have said "Dur hur it snowed this year, where's the global warming??" instead of risking a potential migraine from "over" "thinking" it like you did. You don't actually get to beg to differ, because you don't know what you're talking about.

That's pretty obvious if you know just..anything at all about military regulations.