"trust me!" said my mentor, hanging a boiled potato from a string. "certainty is the crucial point to do any chaos magic, even beginner ones like the one I am teaching you right now. Now, stand on your head."
"what?!" I asked, frowning. "how is that going to cast a disassembling spell?"
"just do it! But be certain that it will work."
"but it obviously won't!"
"okay, I'll demonstrate."
The old man stood on his head, hit a tree with a frying pan, took out a pair of socks and put a ball in it, smelled a rock, read the cover of a novel, took out a spoon and dug a hole, buried some ham in the hole, threw a chess piece in the air, licked a ladder, and poked himself in the armpit with a stick,all whilst having a serious expression on his face.
Then sent a giant volley of black fireballs towards a target, obliterating it while I stood there both shocked, impressed and confused.
Proles_omnipotentis t1_j8tkrhx wrote
Reply to comment by George_WL_ in [WP] Chaos Magic is the simplest form of magic to understand, but the hardest to learn. All one has to do is perform a unique ritual for each spell, whilst believing with absolutely certainty that it will work. The more complicated the ritual, the more powerful the spell. by George_WL_
Thanks! Had a lot of fun writing this at 3 am as well!