Jesus christ this post gave me a heart attack.

I have to drive tomorrow for work no matter the weather, so I hope it isn't much.

Absolutely. I remember a lot of traumatic shit happened to me in school, from the deaths of friends to bullying and having the option to just stay home would've been really great.

I hate the winter so this has been fine for me personallu. That being said, I know that this is very concrete evidence of how absolutely fucked the climate is. Do I love that it's 50 degrees in Hudson County today? Yes. Is it evidence that we are so completely fucked? Also yes.

On the one hand, a car thief is a pretty shitty person. On the other hand, I don't love the idea of amateur, stressed shooters putting rounds out into the neighborhood. Bullets don't distinguish between thieves and sleeping neighbors, and Jersey is the densest state in the country.

Honestly though, if we didn't have illegal parking there probably would be almost no parking at all here.

Yeah, parking handles parking violations but if you see a handwritten ticket on your car, that means a cop went out of his way to fuck with you that day.