I bet you’re the kind of person who writes “changed some stuff” in their commit messages

Right: “I will vote for racists and predators and evil monsters. I don’t give a shit. I just hate taxes (and maybe gay people or other minorities)”

Left: “this one party is weirdly friendly with people who want me dead. I’ll have to vote for the only other party that has a chance to win, which at least doesn’t openly hate me and people like me.”

You, an Enlightened Centrist: “these two positions are literally indistinguishable.”