QuinticSpline
QuinticSpline t1_j26sop5 wrote
Reply to comment by Surinical in [WP] Quantum Physics responds when things are being observed. For some reason, the universe doesn't consider you to be an observer, and daily life can get pretty weird when no one is watching. by akschurman
>So the coyote is what causes that hurry up and close the door feeling we get sometimes when it's dark and quiet.
... did you just curse us all?
QuinticSpline t1_iylc3l7 wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowDragon8685 in Landscaper says business partner 'giggled' while telling him he'd bought an excavator, later found filled with cocaine by AFriendOfTheBees
>Honestly, "spite and rage" might make an effective defense there.
Taking an angle grinder to an excavator would be waaaay too slow to satisfy someone's rage.
QuinticSpline t1_ix7684j wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
Dude just be glad you only showed your joke to one person and didn't post it to the group chat
QuinticSpline t1_j3rbrmo wrote
Reply to [OC] Final Animated NFL Ratings for the 2022 Season by Bischrob
What are the bills doing up there
The world makes no sense