Life on other planets

If you want to impress your date, 1 foot long in a single bite without using your hands should do the trick.

Dolly Parton… the world doesn’t deserve her

Christianity

Because depression is a medical condition, and not the same as sadness… it doesn’t need a reason

Edit: I suppose I should clarify that I understand depression can have triggers. My reply was intended to make the point that depression and sadness are often used as interchangeable terms. Sadness always has an external trigger, whereas many people (like myself) suffer from depression for internal / medical reasons only.

Both my remaining grandparents died, and I had to have my 14 year old Labrador put down.

Was 100% certain both my kids would be white…

Evidently it’s frowned upon but not illegal…like masturbating in an airplane

An imaginary omnipotent being that the vast majority of the population not only believes in, but also lets control their lives.