Yeah nah, both Lola Bunny and Jessica Rabbit are responsible for the sexual awakenings of millions across the globe. They’re the oddballs.

Good to see everyone’s first thought actually went to Resident Evil

What you’ve described sounds like a loving relationship rather than a practical one. A practical relationship is like when friends agree to get together if they’re still single after X years, or a heterosexual marriage where one party is outwardly homosexual to avoid social stigma, or two people from different countries marrying for a green card. Your relationship ticks none of these boxes.

I’ve been married for 12 years, but my wife and I didn’t decide to get married as a symbol or declaration of our love for one another. It was a way of officialising our relationship in the eyes of the law, and an excuse to have a bit of a party. That’s all it was at the time, and 12 years later that’s how I still view it. Our love for one another hasn’t changed from before we got married. Our relationship is exactly the same now as it would’ve been if we decided marriage wasn’t worth it.

But you know what? She is my best friend. She is my roommate. That is love. Love isn’t about grand gestures, it’s about the pleasure you derive just from being together. It sounds like you still have that, so there’s absolutely nothing to worry about at all. You’re overthinking it and attributing the wrong value to what you have. Don’t fuck it up.

He’s having a good time, don’t judge him!

>Well unless she's got permission to stay, live and work…

Things that are also not too hard to obtain. People emigrate all the time.

Is it really that easy for the mother of a child to take them abroad? Yeah, why would anyone stop them? And then once she’s out of the country what can you do to force them back?

You mean the homeless guy out back who had to delve in the trash for it once it was chucked out?

I came here to say the exact same thing! Goddamnit!

This happened last year, why is it cropping up again?

Sorry, I got stuck on

>Fast forward to around November 2022

Which is just a really bizarre way of saying “the other day” or “last week” or “earlier this month”

I wouldn’t worry too much about it, the gaming industry is full of ripoffs (in a non-malicious way) and innovations on core systems. Keep forging on with it and you never know, it may end up being a better version of Shadowrun.