RPDRNick t1_jefqq96 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:04 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

I'm starting to miss the days when eating ass was a dirty little secret only done by the sorts of dirty little whores that I am.

RPDRNick t1_jedsmos wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:10 AM

Reply to Jim’s Mowing founder Jim Penman secedes from Victoria, declares himself king by SnooStories6404

I dub thee Sir Lance-a-Lawn.

RPDRNick t1_je6na5s wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Reply to An Oral History of ‘The Critic’ by JAlbert653

As much as I've enjoyed The Critic, it always annoyed me that the writers could never seem to settle on who the character of Jay was supposed to be.

He was either a smart film critic with integrity trapped in a world too ignorant to appreciate him, or he was a pretentious blowhard who didn't actually know what he was talking about. Which they decided to go with changed from episode to episode dependent solely upon whatever the plot called for him to be.

RPDRNick t1_jdx4e0a wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:51 PM

Reply to comment by VapeApe- in Jessica Chastain to Lead Apple Limited Series ‘The Savant’ by MarvelsGrantMan136

I'm currently binging "Wealthy White People are Fucking Crazy," season 5.

RPDRNick t1_jdlgz9g wrote on March 25, 2023 at 7:19 AM

Reply to comment by Daahk in Darcelle, world's oldest working drag queen, dies at 92 by PhillipCrawfordJr

Think of drag queens like characters portrayed by actors. You'd refer to Bart Simpson as he/him, but Bart's voice Nancy Cartwright as she/her.

RPDRNick t1_jd8xdog wrote on March 22, 2023 at 5:59 PM

Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe

In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Tarantino...

RPDRNick t1_jd02x64 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 9:23 PM

Reply to comment by gofatwya in Dollar Tree can't afford to sell eggs anymore by halxp01

OSAR

CDEDBD wings?

RPDRNick t1_jb4nsk2 wrote on March 6, 2023 at 12:14 PM

Reply to Nothing worse than an angry mailbox by Antique_Command4000

There must've been some magic in that Amazon pouch we found / Cos when we placed it in his mouth, he began to cuss us out

RPDRNick t1_jahzbpp wrote on March 1, 2023 at 4:02 PM

Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba

Pric Flair.

RPDRNick t1_jadzqqq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM

Reply to comment by Apag78 in Remembering "M*A*S*H" on the 40th anniversary of its Series Finale by MulciberTenebras

It's the 23rd anniversary of Marilyn Manson covering the MASH theme song.

Edit: I'm trying to determine if I keep getting downvotes because:

A) I linked to Marliyn Manson's awful cover of the MASH theme.

B) I made people aware of Marilyn Manson's awful cover of the MASH theme.

C) I made people aware of how old they are by telling them how old Marilyn Manson's awful cover of the MASH theme is.

RPDRNick t1_j9snf6d wrote on February 24, 2023 at 7:10 AM

Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

Once you pop, fuck, a cop.

RPDRNick t1_j9hlyzx wrote on February 22, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to comment by CapitalLongjumping in Train derails southeast of Gothenburg by dukefreak1995

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

RPDRNick t1_j96z18d wrote on February 19, 2023 at 6:59 PM

Reply to 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo

Foreskin to fireskin. Circumsizzled.

RPDRNick t1_j87dzmy wrote on February 12, 2023 at 4:47 AM

Reply to What’s the Correct Color of Bees? In Austria, It’s a Toxic Topic. by MySixSense

Blue and black... no, wait, white and gold... no, wait...

RPDRNick t1_j80pi30 wrote on February 10, 2023 at 7:40 PM

Reply to Cockatoos can not only use tools, they can carry whole toolkits to trickier jobs, study shows by redundancy2

Cockatools.

RPDRNick t1_j6o49wd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:31 PM

Reply to Pastor held on $750,000 bond facing drug charges by laineDdednaHdeR

Reverend Billy Gram.

RPDRNick t1_j6gbcp7 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM

Reply to The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

"Oh, did you say you drive a Porsche?"

RPDRNick t1_j6ecvab wrote on January 29, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Rick Astley sues Yung Gravy over alleged Never Gonna Give You Up imitation by redlightist

Tom Waits v. Frito-Lay and Bette Midler v. Ford, the artists were both successful in their cases against sound-alike singers. Those cases, however, involved advertising, so there's a lower bar to cross when suing for rights of publicity.

It sounds like Yung Gravy cleared the song but didn't clear the sample. So, he instead created an interpolation that is arguably indistinguishable from the original.