Chris De Burgh - Don't pay the ferryman

Dire Straits - Twisting by the pool. Dire Straits - Ride across the River

My friend accidentally drove the wrong car (same make model), with his own key.

It was the radio station that clued him in. He is a police officer.

Mitchell and Webb are always good, but this sketch is particularly relevant

https://youtu.be/owI7DOeO_yg

That's 'a modest proposal '

Presumably not eating turnips helps the Vegetable shortage even more .

Exactly. It's the problem with the 'horror' genre.

Depends on how you describe it.

There's not much difference between predator, Alien and Halloween.

A group of people being killed one by one, by a monster.

That's the problem.

I'd describe silence of the lambs as a psychological thriller, more than horror.

I see Aliens as sci-fi

I see predator as an action movie.

Horror is not a label that attracts me, though all of those could be described as Horror.

I have the perception that 'horror' films tend to rely on jump scares. Which doesn't interest me.

But I love Silence of the lambs.

One of my favourite frozen meals needs to be heated for seven minutes.

Ironically I don't have a numerical keypad, so just have to hit the 30 second button a lot.

In my office, I am the rubber duck.

https://www.calvertjournal.com/articles/show/6840/meet-the-croatian-football-team-where-21-players-share-the-same-surname#:~:text=Ever%20feel%20like%20you're,all%20have%20the%20same%20surname.

And

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Jones_Open

China, famous for its strict one-child policy, is now pro--life?

Freedom of speech. Seems to think that the US Constitution applies to everywhere in the world.