Smart people do dumb things too, but they learn from it, that’s what makes them smart. Doing the same mistake over and over and never learning from it, is considered as dumb. It is not necessarily you as a person but the choices you make. Life is the addition of all your choices, make good choices and you will have a good life.

Yeah but why would you want to say that for? Learn from your lessons and make people think you’re smart so they don’t ask you to do stupid things because they think you’ll do them

The fact you’re proud of your resume of inhaling things I don’t think you’re done with it

1. Straight up painting it will look really bad when it dries. 2) Paint has chemicals and smell to it, do you want that on your phone? Get a case.

Should have said 6 from the floor

Yes especially people who have never heard the term deep fake. Kids and elderly will be fooled the easiest.

I would’ve just tore up the papers in front of her face and told her to do it herself but now she has to go hunt for the paperwork again

More like cocaine shotgun

Eventually they will partner with Boston Dynamics to give ChatGPT a body.

Hey I’m also in a relationship with Mary Jane! Leave her alone she’s mine!

DuPont invented polyester and it’s in everything!!!! It’s literally polyethylene that’s made to feel like cotton but it’s plastic! That nice super plush blanket you have is most likely made of 100% polyester. Now go cuddle up with it for 8 hours. Then wake up and put on clothing that contains it too. It’s everywhere!

There’s so much profit margin in clothes that it’s hard to tell if a $100 sweater costs $10 to produce or $2.

Gen Z is probably offended by this gif lmao

Maybe the cheapest option isn’t the best option. Hope that helps.

30 year olds arguing about pokemon. 12 year old me is disappoint.

Introvert weed vs extrovert weed

Ever walk into a smelly washroom? Changes your personality in 1 second.

90’s show is so cringe. It reminds me of a cheesy 2010’s family channel show. Only tolerable characters are any cast reappearing from 70’s show. Someone should put their foot in the directors ass.

Did you not read what you were signing?

Bullets should cost $5000. When the police show up and see $25,000 worth of bullets in a person they’ll be like “damn, he must have done somethin!”

A lie will travel the globe 6 times before the truth gets it shoes on

Was the brushhead from 2012 too?

Is this your onlyfan

The seed has been planted

Sounds like your mom is gonna have a fun week with her vibrator