Wealthy, clever, and so well spoken! What a catch you are. /s

UGhh! Taxes are the worst! No other state has taxes! This is "HELL ON EARTH!"

By all means, move to Ohio. Public resources are absolute shit, half of its population doesn't have basic autonomy over their own bodies, and oh yeah, there are still taxes. So tired of this over dramatic nonsense. There are people living through actual hell on earth. I've got twenty bucks on the fact that you aren't one of them.

Another example of hilarity! Kudos, you snarky bastard!

You're missing the definition of hilarious. u/glberns is hilarious.