RamsesThePigeon
RamsesThePigeon t1_iu63qu0 wrote
Reply to comment by Hellkat2020 in no zee lil fkr rnt u by SneakyBarber
"Nosy little fucker, aren't you?"
RamsesThePigeon t1_itm3fsq wrote
Reply to Public bathroom germs by matts41
My wife and my sisters-in-law always collect a few extra sheets of toilet paper when they're done with their "business." Said sheets are then employed as disposable gloves, thus blocking any contact with germ-cultivating doorknobs.
They've also mastered this entertaining sort of dance which sees them opening doors, planting their feet, twirling, and launching the used "gloves" toward the nearest garbage can.
RamsesThePigeon OP t1_ispmci3 wrote
Reply to comment by Azlamington in How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by RamsesThePigeon
They got rolled into the poop-slingers.
RamsesThePigeon OP t1_ispkfol wrote
Reply to comment by TheRepeatTautology in How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by RamsesThePigeon
No, no, I really don't think that I do.
Who knows, though?
Maybe someone will screw in the lightbulb.
RamsesThePigeon OP t1_ispjkzw wrote
41 Redditors in the comments will work out that the joke included 8,586 Redditors in total…
16 Redditors in the comments will actually check that figure…
13 Redditors in the comments will reference /r/TheyDidTheMath…
3 Redditors in the comments will understand the overall metaphor…
… and the lightbulb still won't get screwed in.
Submitted by RamsesThePigeon t3_y6jq49 in Jokes
RamsesThePigeon t1_ivvg092 wrote
Reply to Alex Gibson - Assistant Director and Background Coordinator - Anything you want to know about the film industry I am happy to share with you. by ArkGibson
Hi, Alex, thanks for taking the time to speak with us!
I’m a recent transplant to Vancouver, and I’ve been playing with the idea of getting back into the entertainment industry full-time. There’s only one problem: I’m a writer first and foremost, and I’ve heard the rumor – which may or may not have been accurate – that most local productions of any real note are actually written in Hollywood.
The strange thing is that I’ve also heard that a sizable chunk of what gets broadcast in Canada needs to have been produced here… which brings me to my questions: