Sounds like you need a new card.

I can pay in advance for purchases if I want.

Hahaha, right!!?!?
Last year I set up a remote rifle so every time someone rang my door bell they’d get shot in the chest. You should have seen the look on their face! I had a recording saying “April Fool!” Over and over again until they were taken away by an ambulance. It was hilarious.

So every horny person has ADD. Got it.

Luckily they handled it like they should; verify, find no actual threat, and move on as if nothing happened.

Good on you.

Since none of it actually happened, they didn’t send nudes to an alive or dead guy.

Also, Rudy’s BBQ in Leon Springs is always a stop of mine.

It’s called Lotus Thai in Rocksprings, Tx. About 2.5hr west of San Antonio in the middle of nowhere. Usually served American, you can also get each dish Thai hot (extra spice). Nothing is too hot. It’s not a large menu, it’s one Thai lady as the cook, one helper, and one server make up the entire restaurant, but the food is so fresh and delicious I always eat there 1-3 times a trip. Lunch only also.

Their Tex Mex and BBQ is great, but Texas also has my favorite Thai restaurant too.

More than a little is understatement. It’s basically mountains of undeniable evidence, and one batshit (pun intended) crazy theory.

Probably the most successful playing card company ever.

….I wish this was true

The data is pretty flawed since it uses an arbitrary point system. It also doesn’t take into consideration that the rankings are horribly flawed. Ohio State has such an easy path to victory plus they are always over ranked that it skews the data.

*June. I went to Maine last June and it was miserably cold.

It plays all the time in Florida. Use to play every other weekend Friday and Saturday night at Universal Orlando’s theater until they switched companies. The new company didn’t want to continue.

Go Gators

100% this is the best plan.

Go to every thrift store in the area and buy them all. Even write her name on the bottom of all of them. Slowly increase the schools population of cups. Leave them laying around random places until administrators start telling her to not leave her cups lying around.

No; Nobody refers to Congress as The House of Representatives unless they are as uneducated as you. Congress is a bicameral system. That’s taught in elementary school if you are lucky; middle school if you are not, and again in high school if you aren’t paying attention.

Fred Rogers knew that, and so should you.

They also tried to copy the previous characters but have every culture represented (guess they haven’t been to rural Wisconsin) making it just another show that failed to cast accurately.

The Senate is part of Congress

Every documentary, police report, and person who knows the case. The only sources who think he’s innocent are the ones that go strictly off the legal proceedings, just like OJ.

After he died they proved he was guilty, just can’t convict a dead guy. He and OJ are equally innocent.

Big nose, evil face, bushy eyebrows and beard, yellow star. Usually seen grabbing money from people. /s (in case anyone didn’t get the satire).

Same reaction, likely less dead though.

You committed a felony. I’d say that’s bad.

Then use metric. Nothing is stopping you if that’s true.