Last known photograph before leaving to "pick up some milk."

This better not awaken anything in me.

The blueberry ones look the same coming out as they look going in.

Sorry it's a reference to a skit from "I Think You Should Leave," that's what the above comment was quoting.

It's after 10:00 PM!

Can we petition the city to raise funds so we can have some heads attached to the disembodied arms? Or are severed body parts just a normal statue thing now?

Not suspicious at all! Always need a good supply of tarps. You know, for uh, tarping.

Personally squeaking, I find this offensive and full of harmful stereotypes.

Yeah well, am I a hero? Look, I don't know. I just saw something that needed to be said and I said it. Do I deserve a school named after me? Obviously.

Also, don't kill your spouse. Seems like a no-brainer but you'd be amazed how often this comes up.

The thing about window A/C units is that, in my experience, they end up getting disgusting before they end up breaking. If not stored properly they can develop mold and mildew inside the styrofoam "cooler" internals, and that's simply impossible to truly clean because it's not metal or plastic. While wasteful, it's just not worth the respiratory health risk to keep an old machine that can develop some really dangerous molds and spread all over your home.

Sometimes your brain tells you to do really nutty things, and sometimes you listen.