RecalcitrantHuman
RecalcitrantHuman t1_je122p0 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
I hope you are a liberal bot because otherwise this is simply sad
RecalcitrantHuman t1_je0rj4r wrote
Reply to comment by blobblet in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
He is a crime boss
RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdru67e wrote
Reply to comment by pasonka in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Enjoying himself?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdknp8x wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
Harder than hiding the body?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9v18x wrote
Reply to comment by KitKatDad in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Ask her how many bees are in OPs hive smarty.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9axh1 wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Tell me Reddit is a liberal hell hole without telling me Reddit is a liberal hell hole.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja6jlnd wrote
On their body. Not off their body. Too easy. I’ll settle for 20%
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j9w6yv0 wrote
Reply to comment by jentron128 in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2
I is not correct
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j6auify wrote
Reply to Global Inflation Update by Infamous_Sympathy_91
Trust me bro
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5vxo9o wrote
Reply to comment by MyNameIsAirl in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Sshh. The only advantage we have over AI is our sense of humour
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5ray7d wrote
Reply to comment by Current_Brick5305 in What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Nice. We need more coffee and women jokes in this sub.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5r03ky wrote
Reply to comment by gotbetterbro in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Are we just gonna gloss over how we get from 0 to 1?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5qnx3a wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Tell her to keep her bra on.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5prybn wrote
Reply to comment by LiterateGuineapig in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Since when is petting a crime
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j2bh9a4 wrote
Reply to comment by PancakesandV8s in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90
That we know of
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j25whwz wrote
Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Are you Chuck Norris?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iyary2h wrote
Reply to comment by lachjeff in What's a redditor's most effective birth control? by ratadeacero
For me it has always been my mouth
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy7947l wrote
Reply to I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity
Who’s the Mastermind behind this joke?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy0ttk7 wrote
Reply to comment by peterrahn in A chicken and a horse become best friends on their farm. by BobVilasBeard
I could grow 6” but then it would no longer be a penis.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy08qmz wrote
Reply to comment by cxd7912 in Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? by daird1
This was too long to read but what about proof by: muh, science.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixwy2h5 wrote
Reply to The rabbit and the bear by jptrooper24
Ah. #42. Classic
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixp04w1 wrote
Reply to comment by Key_Drawer_1516 in What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? by mutantbabysnort
That’s only one option
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixnorwj wrote
Reply to comment by kkitty44 in It can get hairy. by Direct_Conclusion_40
Maybe you are doing it wrong
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixaebux wrote
Reply to comment by ENetArch in I asked Siri why I'm still single... by UnrealGaming9
Not enough
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Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn
That is awesome. Thanks for sharing