You have a couple options then, ignore that it happened and assume that it will be forgotten in time, find new friends or report this to the authorities and ask for legal counsel.

Also, I reiterate, get mental health guidance for your drinking issues and your mention of suicide.

Take your hands.. place them over the area of your genitals, and tell them to get the fuck out.

In either case, if this is true.. then rethink your actions. There is a reason people assumed you were underaged, as I did. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

That being said, if suicide is in your post, then seek professional help, not Reddit.

This doesn’t make much sense to me at all. Just to follow, you are at a party with a bunch of people who are not your friends.. why? You get drunk.. okay.. you ‘end up’ in a cold shower somehow.. people end up in the bathroom with you taking pictures.. somehow. You don’t cover up, for some reason.. and now you go on Reddit being suicidal?

Hmmmmm…

You have one post on Reddit…

HMMMM..

People are too friendly here, and gullible.

Soooo, I bite people sometimes. It’s a brat instinct I think? That being said, going around a party when drunk and doing it to people who are not consenting? That’s a huge no.

Don’t blame alcohol for your lack of respect for people.

I read these Xmas gift mistake stories all the time and can’t help but wonder how uptight some people’s families are.

Seriously, my family would just laugh.

You all need to ease up and be a bit less anal.