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Honestly I like that a lot more than actual branded marketing. It has the vibe they were going for without the corporate shill angle.

This right here is why I already know I could never do it. I could never have that cat doing that in my lap, and then ever allow them to leave me.

That's quite a strawman you've got there.

You're assuming his statement is commutative, and then only addressing the inverse, which is not what he said.

He didn't say that only stupid people distrust elites, and he didn't say that they are stupid because they distrust elites. You're also assuming all "elites" are equal.

At no point did you actually address anything he actually said.

Trust me, any rating below Excellent is considered not good enough, and "Good" or "Fair" probably mean an unpleasant meeting with the boss.

Plus, if you really hated it, you told someone in person.

I just really wanna know how they're measuring cups of farts. It's there a standard pressure for a cup of farts? Are these pure cups of farts?

Even without clicking the link you can see the rocket fell into the pacific ocean. It's not the same thing.

That explains why that bear is still on the loose, nobody ever thinks to look for it up there.

Obviously the American style privatized system is better. In America you don't get this kind of overloading, because people can't afford healthcare in the first place, so we just politely die at home or at our desks instead of clogging up the hospital system. ^(/s)