There are bears in Russia addicted to huffing jet fuel, clearly his cousins

And if Russia is paying you to be there, you are either a bear yourself (Stephen Seagal) or an idiot in a salmon costume

I mostly know it from national parks and it is by and large totally illegal to discharge a firearm in those. Unless the shot is at point blank range (no one sane would hunt a bear that way) and you have a spent can of bear spray on you and the bear, FWS will never, not ever believe that you didn’t just go on a lil hunting expedition.

Iran has bears! They’re sand colored

Here, one of the two names for “raccoon dog” is waschbarhund, meaning wash bear dog bc a raccoon is called a wash bear.

Seriously, no one should be going to Russia. It’s the equivalent of seeing one of those “CLOSED: extreme grizzly bear activity” signs on a hiking trail and going anyway

I assume they’re really just suing the insurance to get their medical costs covered

Also it’s literally a crime in a lot of states

“Bring back r/jailbait so I can look at almost CP again”

Jailbait, incest, “misogyny”, “Hitler”, and creepshots. They were all run by the same mod who the admin team got caught actively helping bc he kept the technically illegal content off the sub. Until a journalist doxxed him and it kinda ruined all the magic of almost-CP

They mean banned from Reddit entirely, not from specific subs

I’m sure that’s true. Doesn’t mean I think we should bring the jailbait sub back in the interest of freeze peach.

Mice are very bad at math because for them, 1+1=8

Ukraine is doing so well that I think England should follow its example and finally elect Sacha Baron Cohen to be their new prime minister. I’m sure he could do a sterling Margaret Thatcher impression

The EU doesn’t play when it comes to hate speech laws bc their memory goes back longer than like, the year 2000. It’ll be either the hate speech or inevitable GDPR violations that gets Twitter banned there

I still don’t get how American companies can go “I’m bankwupt, no money for debts or lawsuits!” but like…keep all their assets and keep operating and give the C suite bonuses. It didn’t make sense when PG&E did it

Oh god, a Nazi and a crypto bro, the worst combo on earth

It’s never enough for those dipshits to just espouse hateful views, they’re always selling a book or a dodgy looking course too. It’s not enough to say that Jews have “radical overrepresentation in positions of authority”, no, you have to also actively pump a book about how women are chaos or whatever

The US has all the beef it needs, Brazil isn’t even one of our largest sellers. Also we have an enormous managed timber industry. There is no financial incentive for us to sabotage this.

The article mentions that it’s used mainly in Russian speaking countries. Most redditors don’t speak Russian, therefore less likely to know about it

I learned a bit about his background, he likely felt he had no life anyway. Prior to this he’d tried to kill himself so his siblings could get his life insurance policy. Prior to that, his brother killed himself bc he couldn’t pay for lymphoma treatment. The church took EVERYTHING his family had.

Yep, wily old bastard died in prison

You are at the same latitude as Ontario I believe. It is -2C there now, but 8C in London. You don’t want the Gulf Stream to halt.

Based just on that, I’m gonna guess his medication is something derived from the poppy plant that makes you mean if you don’t get it immediately

I have a good story about that! A brilliant scientist named Tu Youyou went through TWO THOUSAND Chinese medical herbs purported to treat malaria. She found one, now known as artemisinin, earning her a Nobel Prize and saving millions of lives. This is a fantastic true story, but look at it another way: out of two thousand supposed cures, only one was provable, a 0.05 percent success rate. It is extremely unlikely that a herbal cure will be effective.

Here’s the Wikipedia article