It's a metaphor.

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

On a totally unrelated subject - I'm sure it's completely inapplicable - I tried to build a house recently without a hammer and nails and boy, I have to say, it was WAY harder and took way, way longer. It wasn't impossible, but it sure was difficult.

It takes a truly exceptional idiot to bankrupt a casino. Dude is really something special.

oh, so we should ban casinos. THAT'S the real problem.

NO

Eric Adams is a former cop. So...no surprise he's a massive asshole and not especially bright.

phew

never mind.

it's just golden chicken flavored.

THEY KILLED THE GOLDEN CHICKEN!

god damn. That is wildly unethical

No, the military is trying to get people into the military. Recruitment is at a record low and the US Armed Forces are great at psyopping young, stupid boys.

I promise you they are.

Caught me

Well, I've got bad news...Reginald is not my real name.

I could see that, actually. Certainly more than Diana.

really looks nothing like Lady Di

Wheat thick.

uh huh

there's no reaaon for anything bearibg his likeness to be in my home

I want a pony. That ain't happening either.

I know a guy who is currently committing fraud both online and in person by falsely claiming to be a psychiatrist. Tried to report it and the state board doesn't appear to give the least fucks.

WOW. I remember hearing Shipman's name but never knew any of the details. Good god.

this is a deep cut. If you get it...we're definitely friends.

Holy cow, wait until you find out about grapes.

OK, OK, but hear me out...How about I misquote Plato and then abuse basic rules of logic in defense sociopathic levels of self-interest?

Now you have to agree with me! Checkmate!

yolks on you