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ResettisReplicas t1_je9vt4x wrote
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged from bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.
ResettisReplicas t1_je9vsa8 wrote
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged feom bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.
ResettisReplicas t1_je627cp wrote
Spent too long trying to guess the punchline and he died, what do?
ResettisReplicas t1_je1lowz wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
How old is the nephew?
ResettisReplicas t1_jdvmczw wrote
Reply to comment by itzToreve in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
That’s what we call precision without accuracy.
ResettisReplicas t1_jdddvxj wrote
Reply to Gamer chick by lnfinity
Typical gamer guy, just want to show off his cock.
ResettisReplicas t1_jd4id0k wrote
Reply to [homemade] Reuben eggrolls by housewifewithaknife
Need!!
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Reply to [Image] "I have not failed 700 times. I have not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work." ~ Thomas A. Edison by Butterflies_Books
“Turns out stealing was the way. Those 699 honest attempts were a real pain in my ass.”
ResettisReplicas t1_j1vq662 wrote
Reply to comment by ChronoMonkeyX in Has there been any show TV shows or moments where META was used properly? by Birdygamer19
There were several like that, I remember Footloose and Harry and The Hendersons references too.
ResettisReplicas t1_j111ubw wrote
I would wait until a few Titanic level tragedies happen. I only trust boats because they’ve had so long to improve since the Titanic.
ResettisReplicas t1_j08fqsz wrote
Reply to San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
Welcome to the American Police, where you get reassigned instead of disciplined.
ResettisReplicas t1_iyhl1yn wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by Repulsive_Pound_714
I’ve been privileged enough to never have a serious HR issue at work, but I will say that they’re good for benefits & pay questions.
ResettisReplicas t1_iy4e1u7 wrote
Reply to The fact that Cats are far more dangerous than Wolf Spiders, yet we love them far more and are far less afraid of them, says a lot about how humans value physical appearance in creatures by Run_MCID37
Cats are more predictable than wolf spiders, and are more open to an unspoken contract of petting.
ResettisReplicas t1_iy0a0hb wrote
Reply to comment by heidismiles in People who win the lottery make poor financial decisions because people who make good financial decisions don't buy lottery tickets. by DjHalk45
There’s nothing wring with a “reasonable” amount of any addictive behavior, but that’s the thing, they’re addictive so it’s hard for some to keep it in moderation.
ResettisReplicas t1_iy09tds wrote
Reply to People who win the lottery make poor financial decisions because people who make good financial decisions don't buy lottery tickets. by DjHalk45
Not necessarily tickets, but also stuff like a business idea or a high risk investment that will “definitely” pay off.
ResettisReplicas t1_ixe661p wrote
Reply to In 1994 some guy named Dwayne Johnson was a backup defensive lineman for the Miami Hurricanes by lostacoshermanos
That name is much too plain, how on earth will he make it in entertainment?
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Reply to [Image] Wisdom from a master drummer by hreystiat
He was demotivated that he just wanted to drop it.
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Reply to [I ate] Maple Pecan Croissant by AccordingtoJP
Very pretty. Where can I get pne of those?
ResettisReplicas t1_is43djg wrote
Anti choicer doesn’t know shit, sounds about right.
ResettisReplicas t1_je9vtdc wrote
Reply to No other food falls to the ground more than popcorn. by Captain_Excellence
If you work in the restaurant industry, and not an upscale one where people are discouraged from bringing children, you’ll know the real answer is Cheerios.