Best guess is I ate something bad or had a stomach bug. I’m all better now. I instantly felt better after the “expulsion”, but then felt pretty cruddy again for the rest of the day. Took some edibles and went to sleep. Woke up feeling pretty decent.

Funny update, my wife ran into one of the Starbucks employees that was there when it happened at the grocery store later this afternoon. She told him I was mortified and was so sorry (again). He reiterated that “shit happens” and all he had to do was lock the door, put a sign up and call a third party cleaning service. He said I’m welcome back anytime and not to be embarrassed….easy for him to say.

I think the worst part is it’s the Starbucks I regularly patronize. Wait, correction, it’s the Starbucks I “used to” regularly patronize.

Wish it was fiction 😑