r/YourJokeButBetter

I got banned for calling Israel an Apartheid State.

We did it Reddit!

If only Emma Watson wasn’t named in the Panama Papers with all her offshore bank accounts.

She’s nothing like Hermione now. :(

I have a non-sexual answer for you.

Some women have longer periods, like all month.

Some women have debilitating period cramps, like you can’t physically move.

Some women get extreme nausea and can’t eat when on their periods.

Some women get extreme acne breakouts for their entire cycle.

Birth Control helps to control all of these things.

Speaking from experience, I went off my BC for a month 3 months ago and it was my own personal hell physically.

I’ve been taking it since I was 16 and I can’t imagine what my life would have been like without it.

> Boof it.

Is that you Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh?

Hunting for your next Devil’s Triangle I see…

I send all my digital contacts with a rock and a chisel!

And that’s why I don’t work for the Rail Road anymore.

Good thing I have Funimation and can Pirate any other Anime I need or Disney would have finally succeeded in getting a dollar out of me.