Rocketman7171

Rocketman7171 t1_je7q5zo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:38 AM

Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame

The more to lose under all the bubble wrap he is saving….

Rocketman7171 t1_j9rpy16 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM

Reply to Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken

“Doctor look at this Monster!!!”

Doctor: “yes, impressive…. You got stage four cancer.”

Rocketman7171 t1_j93paj9 wrote on February 19, 2023 at 12:25 AM

Reply to Brazil's vaccine-skeptic Bolsonaro got the shot, document indicates by batmaninwonderland

Do as i say, not as i do.

Rocketman7171 t1_j93o9be wrote on February 19, 2023 at 12:17 AM

Reply to 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo

Unwanted Winnie roast.

Rocketman7171 t1_j8s3yqt wrote on February 16, 2023 at 3:46 PM

Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9

This has to be Dee from Sunny.

Rocketman7171 t1_j5zyiud wrote on January 26, 2023 at 7:08 PM

Reply to Hulk Hogan Tweets a Plea For Toilet Paper by nimobo

Brother… whatcha gonna do when the green apple splatters come for youuuuu!!!

Rocketman7171 t1_j26voua wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:06 AM

Reply to Seattle tech worker charged for theft inspired by the movie 'Office Space' by thesunbeamslook

Sounds like someone might get sent to federal pound you in the … prison.

Rocketman7171 t1_iv40amv wrote on November 5, 2022 at 2:52 AM

Reply to Driver ‘seriously injured’ after being run over three times by own car by GregorSamsa67

Try try try again!

Rocketman7171 t1_iuaxl25 wrote on October 29, 2022 at 10:47 PM

Reply to Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea

Wasn’t Zig Zags…