"I LITERALLY identify as a homosexual, no homo. I am GENUINELY attracted to members of the same sex as myself, no homo."

Idk about everyone else, but for me, i can confirm that first off: the water bill is getting raised for everyone in my neighborhood and second: the supplementary "covid relief" food stamps are getting taken away and my family will go back to only getting 80 bucks toward food each month...feels like the world is trying to kill me for being poor.

*sighs and leaves to get his scalpel* rasenfrasen--why are so many people asking me to do this when I am not a licensed surgeon--mumblegrumble--OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WHO MOVED MY SPARE BRAINS OUT OF THE FREEZER?!