Maybe say that it confuses luggage scanners and slows down the security check?

if they really wanted to ban it they should just have done so without giving a silly reason like it's a liquid.

More like data is confusing

Haven't they been called fire fighter for like forever? Just another attempt at faux outrage and clickbait.

Should be in r/coolguides as How to Waste Taxpayers' Money

You're the kind of guy who'd put light, medium and dark green on a traffic light.

Okay, I'll change the word ridiculous to totally misleading, and possibly even fake news.

Tool misused you mean.

Ridiculous use of colours. No trees and still green? GTFO.

Honest mistake I presume

Those chickens should cost a lot more. They're undervalued.

Just diagnose yourself and self-medicate then. No need for doctors. /s

Or were you referring to crappy doctors or recent ChatGPT medical graduates?

Future plot twist (or Uno reverse card): Dutch Students who graduate are too stupid to secure a real job

Not very interesting or convincing without showing some of the previous years with inverse correlation.

That's like saying "Most Mongolian pears (imaginary fruit) are red but this one is yellow, and then only showing a yellow one."