So powerful! Yay

I can comment. For once in my life, I'm superior! Go, me.

It can't be too uncommon for people to vomit at the gym. You apologized, and as long as you don't make a habit of it, and try to pace yourself, stay hydrated and such, you shouldn't let it ruin your health routine. As a former nurse, I can assure you that puke happens.

More porno fanfic. I think this exact scene was in a teen movie in the '00s. Something with a cake or tart or cobbler?

Source? 😃

Oh good. Another scatalogical fanfic. My favorite.

What part of this told you OP is a man?

Kind of a gross advertisement for your onlyfans, but some people like gross, I guess.

Yep. But don't worry. "The animal is fine."

My problem is the fact that animal abuse isn't funny, and I doubt that guinea pig actually is fine.

"Straight out of a '90s sitcom" indeed.

You obviously are not okay.

Well, I used to be an RN in a state-run nursing home, so yeah. I kinda am a shit master.

Should have used a fleet enema. That would have broken up the impaction. A glycerin suppository is another good option.

Yogurt shouldn't bother you. It really doesn't have much lactose left in it. If you cut out all the fresh dairy products, and only consume fermented dairy like yogurt, you should be okay.

When I catch a cold, I get bronchitis, every single time. I cough so much I can't sleep, and all the muscles in my belly feel sore and sprung. I try not to cough because it hurts so much, but the tickle in my throat makes me gag instead.

This lasts for weeks.

Nooooooo. I really don't know what you're talking about.

That same boyfriend that wants you to get cancer and tells ou he thinks other girls are hot, which bothers you so much you make a Reddit post about it?

Okay

Palmetto bugs. They come in, but they don't infest your house. And they fly. I've been told they're not really roaches.

Aren't you the hero, exposing a toddler to cannabis smoke and refusing to get medical attention for a respiratory infection, further compromising said toddler's respiratory health? Extra points for the toddler already having come close to death from a respiratory infection.

So, no big loss?

Why do you have a pulse ox?

Oh, charming.

Rage bait. How adorable.

You didn't OD on caffeine.

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

Uh huh. Sure.