C'mon. You even called it "jerking off" at one point. It was a lame attempt.

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

Menstrual.

You "forgot" to mention so much, I believe you needed a rewrite on your fiction before you posted.

You don't actually need to socialize your kitten to men; you need to find a woman veterinarian.

Good luck. Try not to die.

So. Being a person who has actually catheterized people, I'm going to choose to believe that you are absolutely not telling the truth. In the event that you are telling the truth, you should know that what you are doing is absolutely going to cause you infection, scarring, and perhaps incontinence.

So get some help.

Night before last, I had a dream that I had a wild fire sweep over me. I was in the fire.

I think my face was burning from the differin gel I put on it. Maybe your boyfriend has sleep apnea.

She sounds nice. She has enough, but knows what it's like to be hungry, at least second hand. If you're that worried about food (and really, prices have soared lately), and she wants to give, I don't see the problem.

Are you so proud that you don't want her to think you're poor?

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

*Norco. It's vicodin, but with less acetaminophen.

r/iamverybadass

Yeah, that sounds like a great way to make sure you're miserable.

I know it probably doesn't seem like it now, but life is too short to go on a trip with people you don't like, and passive aggressive snipes like "sorry my family isn't perfect" doesn't make your girlfriend sound like somebody that it's worthwhile spending time with either.

I'm not saying you should break up with her; I'm just saying that you should think about your priorities. How and with whom do you want to spend your time?

Per google, some cities in India and China have x ray scanning of bags in metros.

I wish we had metros.

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

That sucks. Hopefully everything will be all right.

Exactly. That's why this is a lie. That and "I am a closeted homosexual and have a secret boyfriend." Not that some gay people aren't in the closet, just that nobody actually talks like that.

Yeah, no. That's not how that works. Stop making up such things. Do some research before trying to write fiction.

Poor kitty, and poor you! I hope you both feel better really soon.

Yikes. With my lactose intolerance, I'm glad I haven't gotten covid.

Water has taste. Drinking water, anyway. Get yourself some distilled water and then tell me water meant to be drunk doesn't have taste.

That would make the lemonade taste awful. Better to throw it away and drink water.

Throw it out and be glad you can taste. I've never had covid, but my son described gagging on a glass of water, because it was cold and wet with absolutely no taste.

Rinse a burn in cool water .