Osmosis is objective physics and baking soda objectively tastes bad.

Edit: but if your claim is that you're too stupid to recognize that there's an ungodly amount of baking soda in something that should have none, then okay. You're either very very stupid or lying.

Of you telling the truth.

Doubtful.

Baking soda? Wouldn't that make them taste so bad you couldn't eat enough of them to make you sick? I've dissolved baking soda in water for really bad indigestion-- like more than twice the recommended amount, and didn't get diarrhea from it.

Sue them for malpractice. It's not just the eggs that can give you food poisoning when you eat raw dough.

https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/no-raw-dough.html

You're telling a child to poison themself with raw flour. Are you serious?

Sure. Whatever you say. They "tripped balls." As one does when unknowingly consuming large quantities of cannabis. So funny. To "trip balls" on cannabis.

So not only are you ignorant of the concept of informed consent, but you have no understanding of the appropriate lexicon.

You're really neat-o, daddy-o.

You're ridiculous.

People have the right to knowingly consent. Face YOUR demons.

Yeah. Adulterating food items is a crime. Surprise! People have the right to knowingly consent to the things that are entering their bodies.

Are you a 12 year old stuck in the 1970s?

Teenagers shouldn't use cannabis. It hurts the development of their brains. Maybe you should try to get some business, instead of telling people to mind their own.

Fiction should at least be amusing.

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

You'll probably be okay. You can get sick up to 7 days after eating the food, though.

Weirdo

Because she didn't choose to use one.

Pretty sure you mean "curricular," not "circular."

You're not allowed to wash your hands because you could dilute the urine sample with water, causing a false negative result.

OP described a prolonged encounter, complete with eye contact.

The fact that some other stranger came to check on you tells me that not only were you not rude, but that you were more than likely rudely treated by that old guy. Be careful and don't take any shit.

Edited because I got the sub wrong.