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Reply to comment by Wrong_Being_ in [WP] In a crowd, an elderly man dressed in a black suit, leather shoes polished to a shine and a fedora. He passes you a worn ticket stub with the number 11 on it, You discard the ticket only to find it returned to your pocket. It cannot be destroyed, it will not burn, what does the ticket mean? by Blazethebold
Reminded me a bit of the book series Wizard for Hire at the end.
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Reply to comment by JustSomeDudeInPants in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
Reminds me a good bit of the book series Potion Masters.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] I have a giant world ending laser pointed down at the earth. In 2 hours I will activate it and blow everyone to smithereens. AMA by TheWizOfPants
Did you find the problem with it? You’re 6 hours late.
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Reply to comment by IML_42 in [WP] An Alien interrogator delves into a human mind to find out it’s secrets, and finds a large rusty locked door. The subconscious guards the door but doesn’t stop the interrogator from opening it. by The-Cannibal-Hermit
Notify me when part 3 is out
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Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Not only did he freeze hell over, he flooded it with 100% humidity.
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Reply to comment by meaty_sac in [WP] All adults can make a pilgrimage once a year to a genie and attempt to make a wish. However, the genie will only grant the wish if it's never be asked for before in all history. Most people never get their wish. On your 18th birthday you make the trip and are surprised to get your wish. by shadowkyros
Think he just wished to not wait in lines anymore.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of nowhere, thousands of voices begin presenting you with grievances and complaints from... yourself - or more accurately, your body. "Not enough iron," "too much cholesterol," and "rupture in blood vessel D-14" bombard you at all hours of the day. Your cells are now sapient. by ArseneArsenic
Only thousands? You must be the healthiest man alive!
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Reply to comment by RavenLordx in [WP] You are secretly a powerful villain who mainly uses their powers to play pranks on heroes, your son who's only been a villain for a year has just been killed by a team of teen heroes, Everyone isn't too concerned about what you'll do except for your nemesis who fully knows what your capable of by britishgamer215
Could you notify me for it too?
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Reply to comment by The-Name-is-my-Name in [WP] For ages the dragons & humans coexisted. Humanity waged war amongst themselves & built sprawling empires. Eventually the dragons tired of it & unleashed their furry. Humanities conquests came to a halt & became enslaved by the dragons to build grandiose castles befitting their new masters. by [deleted]
No no, it’s the singular furry.
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Reply to comment by Pudgeysaurus in [WP] You are secretly a powerful villain who mainly uses their powers to play pranks on heroes, your son who's only been a villain for a year has just been killed by a team of teen heroes, Everyone isn't too concerned about what you'll do except for your nemesis who fully knows what your capable of by britishgamer215
Until your comment I just assumed it was.
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Reply to comment by K1_ultra in [WP] Faster than light travel has been proven impossible, that's why humans are so surprised when aliens turn up. Not as surprised as the aliens on the generational ship who say the planet was void of life when they set off, following a missile they had sent to wipe out the dinosaurs. by Wrooof
Yea, but it was the only explanation I thought of.
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Reply to comment by Graoutchmeuh in [WP] Faster than light travel has been proven impossible, that's why humans are so surprised when aliens turn up. Not as surprised as the aliens on the generational ship who say the planet was void of life when they set off, following a missile they had sent to wipe out the dinosaurs. by Wrooof
Could take place in the far future
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Reply to comment by DragonfuryMH in [WP] There is a purple door somewhere with a single key hole. It will open regardless of the key that is used. All keys can open this door, but what's on the other side, however, depends entirely on the key. by Robin_gls
Probably go to her plane of oblivion. I wouldn’t be surprised if the door is in the plane, and you use the key to get access to the plane, then the key can be used as a replacement to any other key.
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Reply to comment by SkyGriff10 in [WP] You have been resurrected and the first thing you see is a city full of anthropomorphic creatures, they swarm around you as you are the first human they have ever seen, "I have heard of these unusual creatures, but I never knew they were this weird and fleshy!" by ramsymaulana
Part 3?
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Reply to comment by UntakenNameFtw in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
A bit more information is that Will Blank is more superheroy, and Wizard for hire is more action/adventure, with a mystery through most of the book I won’t spoil. (They are both trilogies if I remember right, Wizard for hire by Obert Skye, don’t remember the author of Will Blank)
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Reply to comment by UntakenNameFtw in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
It’s not quite that, but Wizard for Hire has a good bit of luck/magic/fate, and is one of my favorite books. Not quite sure what about it, but your story reminded me a bit of Will Blank and the Imagination, so you might like that too.
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Reply to comment by jardanovic in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
So is an Oni like a orge or something?
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Reply to comment by Ok_Toe5720 in [WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place. by Horror_Librarian_133
That makes sense. I thought they misread my comment as I didn’t know how the song went, instead of me being bad with writing.
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Reply to comment by chainmailtank in [WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place. by Horror_Librarian_133
What? I know the song relatively well, but the main problem is I don’t know how to write a story. (Especially dialogue, which is often the most important part of a story)
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place. by Horror_Librarian_133
If I could write I would do something with Piano Man, but I’m not very good at it. (The song came up when reading the comments, and I think it fits)
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Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_
It’s partially because your goose profile pic looks like a 2 footed goblin thing with an open mouth when you don’t pay close attention when scrolling mobile, but I do remember your stories are always good.
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Reply to It cannot be by johnlen1n
Don’t worry doc! I’m allergic, damned if I do, damned if I don’t, you’ll have at least 1 customer!