SCROTOCTUS
SCROTOCTUS t1_j96cipx wrote
"Remains?! REMAINS?! I'll show you remains you insignificant mammalian blip in history! I was here before time existed as a concept! I am a doorway to the fury of the Earth! I have blanketed the land with ash and devastation beyond the horizon. Your frail assertions cannot begin to define my being!"
Blows up again.
SCROTOCTUS t1_j8odkgq wrote
Reply to comment by PhuckSJWs in Was Western Washington’s infrastructure the reason the Nisqually quake had no direct fatalities? by yungcarwashy
The 9.0+ where it's like the whole region gets stuck inside a Shake Weight is not going to be a good time.
SCROTOCTUS t1_j5qj78x wrote
Reply to Playing Military Sim War Thunder May Get You Classed as a National Security Risk by Sorin61
Can it get you classed as a National Security Asset? I mean, if I get some Chinese or Russian teenager to reveal otherwise unknown classified data on on some tech, shouldn't I get a little personal bump? You know, nothing crazy. Maybe $50K per instance.
SCROTOCTUS t1_iu2pbl7 wrote
Reply to comment by FancyMFMoses in Magma on Mars Likely - Until now, Mars has been generally considered a geologically dead planet. An international team of researchers led by ETH Zurich now reports that seismic signals indicate volcanism still plays an active role in shaping the Martian surface. by GeoGeoGeoGeo
Watch out for the R.O.U.S.es!
SCROTOCTUS t1_jd9n40w wrote
Reply to comment by thekingofthebeasties in Australia's oil and gas pipelines [OC] by ruthlesscattle
What new species of burrowing spider did they discover today? The one who ate Mike the pipelayer whole. He's gone. Devoured along with his work truck.